Newlywed Eddie Van Halen barely resembles the person he was a couple of years ago. The last time we saw him he looked homeless – dirty stringy hair, rotten teeth, nasty clothes, and beat up shoes that flapped because they were so worn the soles detached. It’s amazing what giving up alcohol can do for a person! Eddie married his girlfriend Janie Liszewski last month (no alcohol at the reception) and his 50 pounds thinner exwife Valerie Bertinelli was at the wedding. Both Eddie and Valerie have given up their vices and improved their lives.


Posted by Janet on July 22, 2009

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  1. By right
    On July 22, 2009 at

    What did eddie look like years ago, the crypt keeper? Cause he still looks like death.

  2. By right
    On July 22, 2009 at

    Here is his picture from a few years ago:


  3. By Reta
    On July 22, 2009 at

    Too bad they couldn’t clean up while they were together! I think he still looks like shit in this pic, maybe he’s just an ugly dude.

  4. By captain america
    On July 23, 2009 at

    …………..NOW IT’S HIS WIFE’s TURN.

  5. By m-large
    On July 23, 2009 at

    I think he looks pretty damn good folks.Hey captain

    Idiot,Reta & Right-let’s see what you look like!! Better not, I don’t want to have to replace my computer screen.

  6. By concerned citizen
    On July 23, 2009 at

    Best of luck Eddie!! life is beautiful when you are clean

  7. By kiss a frog
    On July 23, 2009 at

    Wikipedia has a pic of Eddie and his son Wolfgang. He does look better now compared to that pic….Wolfgang looks fat and looks like a girl in the face. Eddie was never that great-looking to begin with.

  8. By Reta
    On July 23, 2009 at

    I agree the son they had is pretty ugly, “Wolfie” they call him. He’s always been fat and has a weird face.

  9. By E
    On July 23, 2009 at

    “I agree the son they had is pretty ugly, “Wolfie” they call him. He’s always been fat and has a weird face.”

    That’s because Valerie always fed him when she didn’t feel like dealing with anything herself.

  10. By lea
    On July 23, 2009 at

    I thought Eddie was such a cutie when he was younger. He’s half Dutch, half Indonesian and has a baby face. I’ve noticed baby face dudes don’t age well, and I’m sure all the alcohol and smoking haven’t helped. He looks healthy now, much better than when he was loaded, but he still needs some help in the wardrobe dept. I don’t think his new wife will help much there since she looks like a mess herself. Oh well, hopefully she is good for him and they are happy together.

  11. By m-large
    On July 24, 2009 at

    I agree, they are fat ugly,but not half as ugly as E, Reta, Captain Weenie & who ever else has an opinion of others that won’t give us the opprotunity to see how truly ugly they are. Actually, you people are beyond ugly in your minds. That’s the ugliest and saddest of all.

  12. By Miss Eva
    On July 24, 2009 at

    I always thought that Valerie and Eddie looked so alike when they first got together that they appeared to be brother and sister!

  13. By The Dudette
    On July 24, 2009 at

    The new wife is sporting a Balenciaga Part Time in Black with Giant Silver Hardware!! NICE!

  14. By Barney
    On August 10, 2009 at

    This is the first time I’ve seen a picture of wife #2. Is she an artist like Eddie? Even though opposites attract, I’ve heard that people who are alike do better together. I’ve always pictured eddie with a lady who was petite, pretty, and very artistic and creative like him. I hope he creates new music and I don”t care if he tours. He can just create great music at his studio.

  15. By Dr. Shrute
    On August 16, 2011 at

    All I know is that a friend of mine saw him promoting Kramer guitars at event about 25 years ago. Even at that time he looked like he just rolled out of bed, rumpled clothes, greasy hair and smelled like piss. A fantastic musician but truly one messed up dude.


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