EDUARDO CRUZ IS GONE AND EVA LONGORIA IS LEFT WITH A PEACH MARTINI

Word just leaked out that Eva Longoria and her boyfriend of almost a year, Eduardo Cruz, have called it quits. Eduardo is Penelope Cruz’s brother and happens to be ten years younger than Eva, 36. He has reportedly gone home to Madrid. We’ll believe it’s REALLY over when he has his “Eva” tattoo removed. Meanwhile, Eva was out with her girlfriends the other night, looking “single and sexy” at Ago. She reportedly had one of their (incredibly delicious) peach martinis in her hand…

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23 thoughts on “EDUARDO CRUZ IS GONE AND EVA LONGORIA IS LEFT WITH A PEACH MARTINI

  1. Hope both can get through this quickly and find new loves very soon. I always thought he was playing for the home team.

  2. where did she pick him up?
    ….THE LOCAL GAY-PALACE?

  3. Any woman that dates a guy more than 5 yrs younger than her is crazy, same for old men!

  4. Eva, like J Lo, is a very plain looking hispanic woman when not heavily made up. Both have also had enhancements done on their once small breasts. Both also are consumate fame whores. Both also have a history of screwing BLACKS. Both have owned restaurants which have gone bust. Both have been in recent relationships with younger guys, trying to show their power…..see a pattern here?

  5. Of course her bad luck with men started when she had to practically push 8 years younger Tony Parker down the aisle. All the signs were there that he did not want to marry her, but she hung on like a bulldog constantly gushing over him. Then the cheating began; I don’t think she would have cheated.

  6. Two or 3 weeks ago, the National Enquirer did an interview with Eva. She said she is never, ever depressed no matter what comes her way. She said she is the most optimistic person in the world and that when something does not go her way, she just looks forward to the next life experience. She said she cares not if no one believes this.

  7. By Hello
    On March 6, 2012 at

    “Strom you are a dumb nigger. when the black panthers came into action to do right thing like u say, the governement came in and killed them and spread false info.”

    What foolish racist trash. JC should call you out for what you are and what you say.

  8. She must have found someone more famous to latch on to cause her movie career failed.

  9. I don’t like her for some reason. She is hot but I don’t like her.

  10. Nothing hot about her…it is done with makeup, wigs, and silicone…same for J Lo.

    She is an absolute Border Rat!

  11. I agree with strom, she does look like every other border rat, it’s just that she has money for all of the best clothes and beauty treatments, I see better looking sweatshop workers in downtown LA’s garment district waiting for the next bus ride and earning $200/wk.

    She doesn’t have a feminine waist and clearly can’t keep a man. Most women pigs date really young stupid guys they can manipulate, an older will know these jlos Madonnas Demis and Eva’s are all frigging nuts!

  12. She bossed him around and cheated.. he had enough of her vain, silly, shallow behavior.. dumped her.

  13. Weird enuff, EDUARDO looks like a hybrid of JUSTIN BIEBER&SELENA GOMEZ.

  14. “Uardo was only in it for the sex and will have many tales to tell….hopefully he will stay in Spain and quickly have a std check.

    JC must be getting kickbacks from these overpriced star bars for mentioning their overpriced drinks and dishes. Not really so great, actually.

  15. While u are between her legs, tell her how the american govt really are really interested in saving black children in korn 2012. Really, sending white soldiers to die for black kids. That is so sweet.

  16. “By Christine India
    On March 9, 2012 at

    Of course her bad luck with men started when she had to practically push 8 years younger Tony Parker down the aisle.”

    Nope, her bad luck started when she jumped the tracks to “date” blacks. Tony was at least a Euro black but didnt take long for the genes to take over after the new wore off with E. She is actually a fright w/o makeup so all the guys have taken off pretty quickly.

  17. It is always better to be sure a relationship is completely over on so many levels but in life it is better to love and lose….Then never love at all.

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