EMINEM IS AFRAID OF HIS GIRLFRIEND'S DOG

Apparently Eminem’s maternal grandma loves the Enquirer and and enjoys chatting with them about her grandson. She was responsible for the recent story about 5′ 7″ Eminem supposedly eating his way up to 200 pounds due to depression. We’re betting he gave her a stern warning about THAT, but we think she’s still talking because the Enquirer has a new scoop about him. Apparently he’s been happily dating a 26 year old recording studio manager named Marni Bright, but they can’t live together because he’s freaked out by her dog! Marni has a rambunctious chow-pit bull mix and Eminem prefers the company of Chihuahua size dogs. How ironic – a street savvy rapper afraid of a fierce dog!

12 Comments so far

1. By ~~EminemFan~~
   On March 16, 2008 at

   this sounds bogus…

2. By gerard Vandenberg
   On March 16, 2008 at

   THEN KILL THE BASTARD!!

3. By beauty
   On March 17, 2008 at

   boring news. let’s say some interesting things. i just heard BritneySpears is dating a young actor on intimatemingle.com which is a dating site for young man and woman who wants to have a romance love or meet someone casually.

4. By Anonymous
   On March 17, 2008 at

   janet stop bragging about fake stories in the enquirer. Only people in their 80s read that crap.

5. By Ole Yeller
   On March 17, 2008 at

   I think the goofy story is true. He is right to be wary of this dog. I have a niece who felt obligated to pet her friend’s black lab. The dog turned on her, bit her on the cheek and a chunk out of her leg. I basically like dogs, but you don’t know what they are going to do, esp. if they can sense you are afraid of them. I like Eminem; he is who he is.

6. By skeptical reader from Germany
   On March 17, 2008 at

   Who really cares about has been wigga rapper Eminem?

7. By Anonymous
   On March 17, 2008 at

   You are an idiot accusing him of being a wussy.. Read the news dear.. pit bulls kill..

8. By Anonymous
   On March 17, 2008 at

   Actually, black labs, retreivers and essentially all other dogs kill. It just only makes the news if it is a pit bull.

9. By Anonymous
   On March 18, 2008 at

   Absolute Bullshit. Em and Marni are NOT together at all.

10. By lol
    On March 18, 2008 at

    this story sounds really fake

11. By pimp
    On September 4, 2008 at

    who cares of eminems weight or of wats he scared about he is still the best

12. By pimp
    On September 4, 2008 at

    who cares of eminems weight or of wats he scared about he is still the best

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