Eternal Bachelor

This extremely wealthy guy has dated some of the sexiest actresses in Hollywood. But they can’t seem to land him as a husband. He resists getting married because it’s hard to find a girl who will put up with his idiosyncrasies. His relationships devolve into friendships. He seems mild-mannered, but in fact he periodically goes off on kinky drug and sex binges. That’s when he indulges in crystal meth and transvestites! He doesn’t consider himself gay or even bisexual, but he loves to be serviced by cross-dressing he-she’s. And he can’t get enough drag queen entertainment! No WONDER he’s the eternal bachelor.

Posted by Janet on November 24, 2006

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  1. By Anonymous
    On November 24, 2006 at

    Bill Clinton

  2. By Anonymous
    On November 24, 2006 at

    steve bing

  3. By Anonymous
    On November 24, 2006 at

    Keanu Reeves (but I wish it wasn’t)

  4. By james
    On November 24, 2006 at

    Steve Bing big time!
    However, speaking of Keanu, I’ve heard he’s WAAY out there in terms of kink too…like “Richard Gere” out there if u know what i’m inferring…

  5. By Anonymous
    On November 24, 2006 at

    how bout George Clooney?

  6. By Anonymous
    On November 25, 2006 at

    james: uh-oh! I hear the gerbil jokes making a comeback if what you say about keanu is true!

  7. By Anonymous
    On November 25, 2006 at

    burkel?
    bing?

  8. By Anonymous
    On November 25, 2006 at

    Bing – totally.

  9. By LA
    On November 25, 2006 at

    It doesn’t say he’s an actor, so I’m going with Bing.

  10. By Anonymous
    On November 25, 2006 at

    chris heinz?

  11. By Anonymous
    On November 25, 2006 at

    Eddie Murphy

  12. By Anonymous
    On November 25, 2006 at

    he’s the eternal bachelor
    George Clooney

  13. By Anonymous
    On November 25, 2006 at

    Dunno why but it made me think of Jim Carrey… but I know he was married once before becoming famous.

  14. By Anonymous
    On November 25, 2006 at

    It starts off sounding like David Spade but I find it hard to imagine him using crystal meth but who knows.

  15. By Anonymous
    On November 25, 2006 at

    Paul Allen AKA=Mini-Microsoft

  16. By Belissa
    On November 25, 2006 at

    Scott Baio

  17. By Anonymous
    On November 25, 2006 at

    Absolutely Steve Bing.

  18. By Anonymous
    On November 25, 2006 at

    Wow, I’ll have to tell some of my trans girlfriends to keep an eye out for Steve Bing so they can get paid and we can split the cash.

  19. By Anonymous
    On November 25, 2006 at

    Jim Carey was married twice. First wife wasn’t famous and they had a daughter. 2nd wife was Lauren Holly, very short duration.
    I hear David Spade & blond Heather are together because they share a fondness for Vicoden (not crystal meth)
    Guess its Steve Bing (whew, glad its not Keanu although he does need a bath)

  20. By Amanda
    On November 25, 2006 at

    I think its either the bisexual Clooney or Steven Bing. its definitely between these two.

  21. By katy
    On November 26, 2006 at

    that guy that owns some of the hottest hotels in LA…i forget his name but he dated Uma Thurman

  22. By Anonymous
    On November 26, 2006 at

    Steve Bing the billion dollar man. he lived at the Bel Air for years, you did not say actor mega wealthy dude, bing is the eternal binge guy, sex fiend, friend of Hidi Fliess, definatly cocain and meth and he has been doing it for years, holed up with James Cann in the day and another famous has been initals J.N. doing meth like crazy. Skanky Liz Hurley, camel toe central… whose ex loved the transexuals, remember hugh!

  23. By Anonymous
    On November 26, 2006 at

    Clooney.

  24. By Glamour
    On November 26, 2006 at

    Sounds like Brandon Davies filthy little secret is out

  25. By Anonymous
    On November 26, 2006 at

    I’M SORRY, BUT WHAT THE FUCC IS THE POINT OF ALL THIS AGAIN IF JANET WILL NEVER GIVE THE ANSWER?????????????
    LAME
    LAME
    LAME
    LAME
    LAME.
    LETS GET IT TOGETHER JANET.

  26. By Anonymous
    On November 26, 2006 at

    Andre Balaz dated Uma and is divorced with kids. I think he was married to Katie Ford of Ford Models.
    Skanky Liz Hurley with Hugh? Hugh was never caught with a transsexual but I really don’t know what the big deal is since people, particularly men are sexual creatures and like to try all kinds of stuff.

  27. By Hedda Bopper
    On November 27, 2006 at

    Well My sources tell me Its none other than Jerrod the guy from the subway commercials.Yes its true the spooky looking spokesman likes meat on his bread, and on his chin.OYE VEY.

  28. By Anonymous
    On November 27, 2006 at

    Colin Farrel?

  29. By Anonymous
    On November 27, 2006 at

    Jack Nicholson?

  30. By Anonymous
    On November 27, 2006 at

    Matthew Mcconaughey

  31. By Atia
    On November 28, 2006 at

    Cloney or McConaughty…

  32. By Anonymous
    On November 28, 2006 at

    Bing for sure

  33. By Anonymous
    On November 28, 2006 at

    Bing or George Maloof.

  34. By Anonymous
    On November 28, 2006 at

    Clooney!

  35. By Anonymous
    On November 29, 2006 at

    GEORGE CLOONEY!!!!!!!

  36. By Caren
    On November 29, 2006 at

    Matthew McConnaughy

  37. By God
    On November 29, 2006 at

    If you guessed George Clooney, you’re right.

  38. By kimey
    On November 30, 2006 at

    George Clooney

  39. By Magoo
    On November 30, 2006 at

    Prince Albert Rainier of Monaco

  40. By LN
    On November 30, 2006 at

    George Clooney was married to Martin Balsam’s daughter years ago.

  41. By Anonymous
    On November 30, 2006 at

    No way is it Clooney – his aunt Rosemary had a problem w/ prescription drugs and I’ve heard him talk about his respect for the destructive power of drugs, so I doubt he’d mess w/ as crappy a drug as meth is. I mean, he might as well go snork ground glass mixed w/ kitchen chemicals and he certainly seems a whole lot more intelligent than someone who’d do that!

  42. By Mary Queen of Denial
    On November 30, 2006 at

    Cartman?

  43. By Rosie
    On December 1, 2006 at

    George Clooney

  44. By Alma
    On December 1, 2006 at

    George Clooney

  45. By Anonymous
    On December 1, 2006 at

    Bing is wealthy and and a producer and is the daddy of a little girl that was at the center of an ugly custody fight. Mom claimed sperm dead billionaire was the father, but it turned out to be Bing’s.
    Hurley had baby with Bing but he told Vanity Fair they had threesomes in Las Vegas. He said he was hoodwinked into fathering Liz’s baby.

  46. By Anonymous
    On December 2, 2006 at

    Bing and his grey pubes! The fact that this guy gets laid proves money really can buy anything.

  47. By Anonymous
    On December 2, 2006 at

    There is no such person as Prince Albert Ranier. Prince Ranier was Prince Alberts father and Ranier isn’t Alberts middle or last name.

  48. By Anonymous
    On December 2, 2006 at

    Matthew Perry

  49. By Anonymous
    On December 2, 2006 at

    Justin Timberlake

  50. By Anonymous
    On January 17, 2007 at

    It’s not George Clooney! If he did meth his skin wouldn’t look as good as it does. He’s look like Fergie…or Brad Pitt. Georg’es vice is alcohol & slutty women.

  51. By Anonymous
    On January 21, 2007 at

    I don’t think Clooney goes on benders. Matthew Perry. He’s friends with a lot of his former girl friends. Or one of the Maloof (sp?) brothers.

  52. By Kathleen
    On February 5, 2007 at

    Sounds like a creepy guy whoever he is. Thank God he doesn’t marry some poor unsuspecting woman.

  53. By M
    On February 16, 2007 at

    This has got to be Steve Bing!
    - described as an “extremely weathly guy”; Bing’s family is worth about $900 million
    - dated some of the sexiest actresses in Hollywood (Liz Hurley, Nicole Kidman…)
    - wordplay: Sex BINGes
    - Bing is also producing a movie “Why Men Shouldn’t Marry”

  54. By Anonymous
    On March 1, 2007 at

    it has to be bing, my friend and I wound up at a tran club one monday night at 7969 santa monica and he was there.

  55. By bh journalist
    On March 11, 2007 at

    david geffen

  56. By Anonymous
    On May 4, 2007 at

    I think its Matt Perry because most of the women he has dated alway say they are good friends afterwards

  57. By Casonia...Hells kitchen is about learning and respecting his food and putting a smile on his face and keeping him calm! Old team 80% New team 97%Pathic and Sad..Second chance and screwed it up Big Team! Old team should had known better!
    On September 15, 2011 at

    Some men are not willing to give up there freedom and want to have sex as much as they can handle.

  58. By Casonia...Hells kitchen is about learning and respecting his food and putting a smile on his face and keeping him calm! Old team 80% New team 97%Pathic and Sad..Second chance and screwed it up Big Team! Old team should had known better!
    On September 15, 2011 at

    Making love every day for the rest of your life and always having some one on standbye is key to a man wanting freedom and Eternal Bachelor have a hard time finding woman that are Beautiful on the inside as well as the outside.

  59. By Casonia...Hells kitchen is about learning and respecting his food and putting a smile on his face and keeping him calm! Old team 80% New team 97%Pathic and Sad..Second chance and screwed it up Big Team! Old team should had known better!
    On September 15, 2011 at

    The woman he is messing with are only looking for a Booty call and some good sex from time to time and…Really don’t care for a relationship at all and that is why the man gets to have his cake and eat it too and play and stay and…Never get in the way!

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    On June 2, 2013 at

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