Eternal Bachelor

This extremely wealthy guy has dated some of the sexiest actresses in Hollywood. But they can’t seem to land him as a husband. He resists getting married because it’s hard to find a girl who will put up with his idiosyncrasies. His relationships devolve into friendships. He seems mild-mannered, but in fact he periodically goes off on kinky drug and sex binges. That’s when he indulges in crystal meth and transvestites! He doesn’t consider himself gay or even bisexual, but he loves to be serviced by cross-dressing he-she’s. And he can’t get enough drag queen entertainment! No WONDER he’s the eternal bachelor.

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  1. I don’t think Clooney goes on benders. Matthew Perry. He’s friends with a lot of his former girl friends. Or one of the Maloof (sp?) brothers.

  2. Sounds like a creepy guy whoever he is. Thank God he doesn’t marry some poor unsuspecting woman.

  3. This has got to be Steve Bing!
    – described as an “extremely weathly guy”; Bing’s family is worth about $900 million
    – dated some of the sexiest actresses in Hollywood (Liz Hurley, Nicole Kidman…)
    – wordplay: Sex BINGes
    – Bing is also producing a movie “Why Men Shouldn’t Marry”

  4. it has to be bing, my friend and I wound up at a tran club one monday night at 7969 santa monica and he was there.

  5. I think its Matt Perry because most of the women he has dated alway say they are good friends afterwards

  6. Casonia...Hells kitchen is about learning and respecting his food and putting a smile on his face and keeping him calm! Old team 80% New team 97%Pathic and Sad..Second chance and screwed it up Big Team! Old team should had known better! says:

    Some men are not willing to give up there freedom and want to have sex as much as they can handle.

  7. Casonia...Hells kitchen is about learning and respecting his food and putting a smile on his face and keeping him calm! Old team 80% New team 97%Pathic and Sad..Second chance and screwed it up Big Team! Old team should had known better! says:

    Making love every day for the rest of your life and always having some one on standbye is key to a man wanting freedom and Eternal Bachelor have a hard time finding woman that are Beautiful on the inside as well as the outside.

  8. Casonia...Hells kitchen is about learning and respecting his food and putting a smile on his face and keeping him calm! Old team 80% New team 97%Pathic and Sad..Second chance and screwed it up Big Team! Old team should had known better! says:

    The woman he is messing with are only looking for a Booty call and some good sex from time to time and…Really don’t care for a relationship at all and that is why the man gets to have his cake and eat it too and play and stay and…Never get in the way!

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