EVA LONGORIA AND TONY PARKER: BACK TO REALITY

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They’re BAAAAACK! The honeymoon is over for Eva Longoria and Tony Parker. They were seen having lunch at Café Med on Sunset as if that extravaganza of a wedding had never happened. Eva says they spend DAYS on their island honeymoon where they were totally alone together and barely spoke to another person. Tony says he’s adjusting to being with someone popular who enjoys publicity and doesn’t mind paparazzi. “It’s not as bad as Brad Pitt or Britney Spears” he allows.

12 Comments so far

1. By Anonymous
   On July 21, 2007 at 1:21 pm

   So are these two are still together?

2. By Anonymous
   On July 21, 2007 at 3:14 pm

   how long will this marriage last….I say less than 10 months. All she wanted was the big wedding.

3. By Simperin Idget
   On July 21, 2007 at 3:19 pm

   All that ka-yaka yaka dah yaka from the wifey will get real old Tony.. heee heeee

4. By Desperate to move on
   On July 21, 2007 at 3:20 pm

   Can’t we just forget about these two now?????? Neither one of these two people is interesting. What is she gonna do when her looks go and she’s too old for vamp roles (she doesn’t have that much farther to go) and what is he gonna do when he’s too old to play basketball?? Let’s send them to an island where they can play parcheesi or checkers all day alone.

5. By Anonymous
   On July 21, 2007 at 4:56 pm

   He already looks like he has soured on the whole mess. This will be a brief marriage and ugly at the end.

6. By HollywoodInsider
   On July 21, 2007 at 5:18 pm

   Did Cafe Med get back a clean rating from the Board of Health? They were downgraded to a “B” for a while. Eva & Tony will be over as soon as the attention dies down and she will be moving on to Hubby #3.

7. By It is what it is ~
   On July 21, 2007 at 7:26 pm

   These two will end up like Pamela Anderson & Kid Rock .
   They already look misreble .

8. By Art Chic
   On July 22, 2007 at 2:20 am

   She’s a fame ho and it’s burnt him out I’m predicting he’ll be banging a b-ball cheerleader on the side come fall.

9. By Anonymous
   On July 22, 2007 at 7:11 am

   Wonder if Eva will stay have play-dates with Mario Lopez? I’m sure she would like to.

10. By annieb
    On July 22, 2007 at 8:06 am

    why is everyone so cynical and nasty? can’t we be happy for them? can’t we wish them well? sheesh……..

11. By annieb
    On July 22, 2007 at 8:06 am

    why is everyone so cynical and nasty? can’t we be happy for them? can’t we wish them well? sheesh……..

12. By Anonymous
    On July 22, 2007 at 3:30 pm

    She got very lucky. She was on the fast path to being a housekeeper in Hancock Park, or at best the star of a Spanish station telenovella.

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