EVA LONGORIA: “DESPERATE” FOR ATTENTION

Who does Eva Longoria think she’s kidding? She’s girlishly claiming to be embarrassed by her red carpet “wardrobe malfunction“ in Cannes and promising it “won’t happen again.” This was no accident. Eva may be subconsciously desperate for attention (why is a TV actress in Cannes, anyway?) or an exhibitionist. But she’s 38 years old and knows full well that if you wear a long gown with a long slit that not wearing underwear is just ASKING for trouble. We’re thinking she LOVED the resulting publicity – it’s a shame she couldn’t get it in a more tasteful manner.

Posted by Janet on May 21, 2013

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  1. By Palermo
    On May 21, 2013 at

    She pulled an “Anne Hathaway” for sure. Her career is doing nothing right now

  2. By Barry W
    On May 21, 2013 at

    I saw the photos of this broad on another site. I don’t think she did this on purpose as she had something white hanging down, and it wasnt grey hair. Either that, or she forgot Aunt Flo was in town.

  3. By missyco
    On May 21, 2013 at

    Aunt Flo? I’m still laughing! I’m curious to know the age of people on this website as some of the postings are hilarious and kinda “old school”

  4. By Pippa Martin-St. Onge
    On May 21, 2013 at

    Why Americans raised this middling Woman to celebrity status is beyond me.

  5. By Paul
    On May 21, 2013 at

    She know exactly what she was doing. She is pulling UP. No panties and UP means the WHO-HA is on deck!

  6. By JanJan
    On May 21, 2013 at

    I’m surprised she didn’t trip over her untucked penis!

    This talentless skank will be gone soon enough, she has nothing going on and any movie she’s a part of tanks before it opens in theatres. Her restaurant is a fail and always has offers on groupon, a sign of being desperate for business. The only thing good about this midget is her hair extensions. She’s an average looking Latina. In LA you can find way hotter Latinas selling you burgers at jack in the box.

  7. By abe
    On May 21, 2013 at

    I’m all hers.

  8. By xyz
    On May 22, 2013 at

    @OH, ABE, U DESPERATE MORON….

  9. By strom
    On May 22, 2013 at

    JanJan hit it squarely…no one has followed the Jlo small talent for fame process any more than Eva. Without makeup she is a very plain looking Hispanic woman. She could not keep her BLACK husband home and further disgraced her race. She craves the publicity she cant achieve otherwise.

  10. By Pinky
    On May 22, 2013 at

    oh @strom, you’re such a tired, ridiculous, drooling troll, too funny !

  11. By alex P.
    On May 22, 2013 at

    you’ve got that right, herr Strom’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer

  12. By strom
    On May 22, 2013 at

    Amazing comments about another poster…..can’t bring much to the party, I guess.

  13. By British Teeth
    On May 22, 2013 at

    This is a european tradition.

    Airing the Beaver at Cannes is as famous as Running the Bulls in Pamplona.

  14. By strom
    On May 22, 2013 at

    But it should be a different Beaver….not one so worn and distended as Eva’s!

  15. By chattycathy
    On May 22, 2013 at

    For a really long time, I heard her drone on and on about Tony Parker, every chance she got, every interview, even gushing about him. When he balked about walking down the aisle, she hooked up with a few fairly big names, supposedly he got jealous and they got hitched. And look how it ended up, he cheated repeatedly. I still can’t understand why she was so gaga over Tony; he scr**ed every groupie he could and he is sooo not handsome. Thank goodness I am not in the fake vapid world she lives in.

  16. By Lili
    On May 22, 2013 at

    I think it was an accident: girl had a tampon hangin out…

  17. By chattycathy
    On May 22, 2013 at

    I could not walk 10 steps in those extremely high heels. The questions is why does Eva wear these feet killers and multitudes of other H-wood skanks who are constantly on the hunt for a man.

  18. By Bluejay
    On May 22, 2013 at

    Janet, you put a blocker over the photo. Was it really that bad?
    If yes, wow. That is extremely desperate. So sad. And pathetic.
    Eva, you have nothing more to offer?
    Go back to the ranch.

  19. By strom
    On May 23, 2013 at

    It is very bad indeed,,,,she is a border rat!

  20. By strom
    On May 23, 2013 at

    JanJan hit it squarely…no one has followed the Jlo small talent for fame process any more than Eva. Without makeup she is an extremely plain looking Hispanic woman.

    She could not keep her BLACK husband home and further disgraced her race. She craves the publicity she cant achieve otherwise.

  21. By mama
    On May 23, 2013 at

    Preventable, shameful, and so obviously deliberate.

  22. By strom
    On May 24, 2013 at

    Mama is so right. Without makeup Eva is really desperate looking Hispanic.

  23. By strom
    On May 25, 2013 at

    The publicity was rolled out about Eva getting a Masters degree and how amazing she is….unfortunately the degree is in an useful area: Chicano Studies……how appropriate and how useless a waste of taxpayer $$$$$$.

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