EVA LONGORIA IS DESPERATE FOR A BETTER WARDROBE

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Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria Parker was shopping at The Beverly Center and yakking on the phone with her husband Tony, who was out of town. Eva kept telling him she was “starving” and couldn’t fiqure out what to eat. “I’m on a diet – I can’t eat that!” She told him. “We’re back to work next week and I don’t want Teri to get all the best clothes this year!” Then she looked around and realized people were eavesdropping on her conversation. Eva giggled, saying “I’m just kidding, guys!” She exchanged I love yous with Tony and hung up quickly.

13 Comments so far

1. By Anonymous
   On February 18, 2008 at

   You could strip her, dip her in chocolate and cover her with sprinkles and toss her on the dump for fun but woe.. it’s not.. as far as I am concerned.. she is so boring, shallow and completely fake.

2. By Anonymous
   On February 18, 2008 at

   Terry never dresses as glam as Eva? The two charactors are so different? I call bull on this one.

3. By Anonymous
   On February 18, 2008 at

   Tony was probably F’n some other whore while talking on the phone with his shrew.

4. By Party O ver
   On February 18, 2008 at

   I never understood why she latched on to him like a shark latches on to its prey. Geez, it appears it was one-sided, all hers. Too much age difference, too much height difference, 2 years at the most. They are both flighty and immoral, and really not that good looking.

5. By Anonymous
   On February 18, 2008 at

   she is so not cute, you see way hotter latinas in east LA. she looks like a pathetic wet mouse.

6. By gerard Vandenberg
   On February 18, 2008 at

   What about a new FUCKER?

7. By Anonymous
   On February 18, 2008 at

   Eva is an expert at working the drama queen. thats what she was doing.
   pffft.

8. By Chuck Norris. Pvt. Ret.
   On February 19, 2008 at

   Eva needs to go back to the barrio.

9. By Anonymous
   On February 19, 2008 at

   She has a big mouth, which is sorely needed.

10. By Anonymous
    On February 19, 2008 at

    She seems so loveable, down to earth, carefree, and low maintanence–NOT!!! When we will be finished w/ this shallow and vain egomaniac?

11. By Anonymous
    On February 20, 2008 at

    this loser keeps trying to break in to movies, but cant carry a film. there is a formula to being a mega movie star.take a look at most oscar winners they are seldom little petite mousy looking women. in example katharine hepburn a four time winner, nicole kidman, ingrid bergman and grace kelley all women who looked larger than life and had a regal carriage. point is eva longoria will never be a box office draw, she’s weak just like jennifer aniston and her mousy self.

12. By Tanya in Salt Lake
    On February 20, 2008 at

    She is a mouse. With extremely expert makeup, she is just OK. Without all the frou-frou, she is nothing, and…not that great an actress. I have a feeling Tony is already tired of Miss Diva Mouse.

13. By Anonymous
    On February 22, 2008 at

    After DH, she’s over with! her husband is a total creepy looking stupid mouseface.

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