EXPENDABELLES: CAN YOU IMAGINE THESE ROLES PLAYED BY WOMEN?

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Here’s a disturbing thought. The producer of “The Expendables 3” is planning an all-female version of the action franchise called “The Expendabelles!” Sylvester Stallone loves the idea and a script is being fine-tuned for a shoot in early 2015. Sly’s number one choice for the all female spin-off is Sigourney Weaver – he wants her to play his on screen wife. Is Michelle Rodriguez to young for a part? Bad-ass women of a certain age in Hollywood will either embrace this opportunity (like the guys above did) or recoil in horror. Who would you cast?

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25 thoughts on “EXPENDABELLES: CAN YOU IMAGINE THESE ROLES PLAYED BY WOMEN?

  1. Sure can. Ellen, Rosie, Janet “Butch” Reno, Michelle Rodrigues, Gillian Anderson, Jodie Foster and Lily Tomlin. Their tag line: Takin a lickin and keep on Tickin.

  2. Hell wish i was a hollywood actor /actress.
    I would definitely embrace that!!!

  3. Angela basset,linda hamilton,sigourney weaver,mila jovovich,hellen mirren,kate beckinsale,jodie foster,michelle rodriguez and uma thurman

  4. A GUARANTEED money loser, all they need is J Lo to guarantee it!

  5. Linda Hamilton’s face is too wrinkled up now from years of smoking.

  6. Sigorney Weaver, Helen Mirron, Judi Dench, Raquel Welch, Sophia Loren, Sally Fields, Goldie Hawn, Susan Sarandon. All of these actresses still look GREAT and are in good form to pull this off.

  7. More like Michelle Rodriquez, Joan Jett, Sam Ronson, Angie Jolie, Jenny Shimizu…Hillary can be the Commander in Chief (so to speak).

  8. Angelo = wrong as usual
    Strom = Strom
    Angelo = jealous of Strom’s success

  9. French Girl has a good list.
    Here’s another list of girls to consider: Tommy, Kanye, Ryan, Richard, Zac, and John.

  10. Strom’s great measure of success seems to be arguing endlessly for years about whose ass receives the most black penis with complete strangers on a gossip site.
    Very impressive credentials indeed!
    If that is ones personal measure of success. He is indeed a superstar.
    Black penis worship much, Strom?

  11. The best part of this movie is Bruce Willis wouldn’t be in it unless he made 1 Million a day X 6 Days. Stallone got butthurt and wouldn’t pay it.

  12. Poor little Pied Piper, so concerned about Strom that he can’t reply to a thread.

    As mentioned, this idea is a guaranteed money loser!

  13. Angelo = tiny Ninny, tiny brain, so jealous of Strom.

    Michelle Rodriquez = knarly!

  14. List of frustrated male actors:

    Michelle Rodriquez, Joan Jett, Sam Ronson, Angie Jolie, Jenny Shimizu…Hillary can play the Commander in Chief.

    Pied Piper can lead the organic Blueberry contingent.

    Angleo can play the town idiot!

  15. The “Hall Monitor” insists everyone play by the rules.
    “My sandbox, my rules” it hisses.
    “Black Penis Strom,” sounds like a great new name for you.
    How do you like it?

  16. LOVE! Black Penis strom!
    Your still a ninny strom. Look in the dictionary for the definition of ninny. You will hopefully die laughing at the meaning!
    Aw, but its all in good kidding. Hey, strom, do you have gyneoclastimastio? You can get some insurance money!

  17. Poor little Angelo and Patrick…JCH twin ninny’s! Commenting on a thread is over their little heads. They so want to be Strom.

    Show up early with your green flags for the organic blueberry march!

  18. List of frustrated male actors:

    Michelle Rodriquez, Joan Jett, Sam Ronson, Angie Jolie, Jenny Shimizu…Hillary can play the Commander in Chief. Portia and Huma can be the trophy pieces.

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