FAKEST COVER STORY OF THE WEEK

In Touch wins by a landslide with “Richie Dumps Denise.” Not only did he NOT make this “shocking decision” after a meeting with Heather, but he and Denise have had plans to hook up all along during his European tour and they might be together reading this and laughing right now!
Posted by Janet on May 18, 2006





By Miranda
On June 25, 2006 at
I don’t know why she took up with Richie or posed in that street walker outfit for the Pussycat Dolls. She is not Jessica Simpson. She has two babies. She was doing good publicity wise for awhile. Doesn’t she have a press agent? What on earth are they advising her to do? Not this, I’m sure. Get wise Denise, your future doesn’t depend on a man, but on yourself. Have some respect for yourself!
By Anonymous
On July 4, 2006 at
> Have some respect for yourself!
Heh, “respect for yourself?” Have you seen her work in Starship Troopers?