FAYE DUNAWAY TAKES CHARGE AT J CREW

The young clerks behind the counter at J Crew in The Grove were startled when a blonde woman stormed up and grandly announced “I’m Faye Dunaway and I need to use the restroom. And I don’t want to be bothered by ANYONE!” The shaken salespeople just STARED – they didn’t know who she was, and they didn’t really allow customers to use the bathroom. But she was so intimidating that they made an exception and led her to the back room. Later Faye was looking at some cardigan sweaters and her terrified young salesman was nervously trying to help fold the garments. She looked at him and scowled “Can you NOT MANHANDLE my sweaters, please!” They will not soon forget the visit from Ms Dunaway.

Posted by Janet on July 28, 2011

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  1. By pippa martins-st. onge
    On July 28, 2011 at

    Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny were there too and were much nicer to the staff.

  2. By Taffy Davenport
    On July 28, 2011 at

    Damnit Janet. Are you dense? Do you know who you are dealing with here?

    She’s Faye. She’s FAYE. SHE’S FAYE DUN-AWAY.

    She should be able to take a dump ON the cash register if she wants. If a clerk dis-pleases the Fayester, that clerk should be put to death in a hot grease fire. She’s known to wither a man’s erection up into his body with a quick glance. Doctors have gone pale during her gyno exam.

    She’s Faye. And we’re not.

  3. By Denise
    On July 28, 2011 at

    Who knew Faye shopped at J. Crew nevermind peed or pooped there?

  4. By Mona Garrett
    On July 28, 2011 at

    Didn’t she sell everything she owns to SELF-FINANCE a movie version of “Master Class?”

    VERY Risky move.

    Future declaration: “I’m FAYE DUNAWAY and I’m the Assistant Weekend Manager-trainee for the boxer-briefs section of this J. Crew franchise!!”

  5. By Mona Garrett
    On July 28, 2011 at

    Denise LOL :)

  6. By the captain
    On July 28, 2011 at

    this is the evidece she isn’t dead, folks!!

  7. By Mona Garrett
    On July 28, 2011 at

    Oh, and I would have rapped loudly on the door: “Miss Dunaway, they’re ready for you on set!”—just to have some fun with the ol’ gal.

  8. By Palermo
    On July 28, 2011 at

    Is she a bitch everywhere she goes, cause every story seems to imply that

  9. By Patrick
    On July 28, 2011 at

    She was great in Little Big Man.
    And what peon sales clerk is going to refuse a dragon lady like “that” coming at him?!
    Her lips look fat.

  10. By Strom
    On July 29, 2011 at

    Too many of thewse people gewt away with the attitude. They should have simply told her No!

  11. By yoyo
    On July 29, 2011 at

    They should have directed her to the nearest fire hydrant & “DUNAWAY” with her. Some people need to get over themselves.

  12. By Hello
    On July 29, 2011 at

    I agree with Taffy. All Hollywood stores should know better when she walks in.

  13. By Seriously?
    On July 29, 2011 at

    She was never talented enough to justify the obnoxious behavior. She’s a cut-rate Norma Desmond.

  14. By TopKat
    On July 29, 2011 at

    Oh, Mona… That’s just delish!

  15. By Casonia Sade Logenberry
    On July 29, 2011 at

    She is real Beautiful but fearful at the same time and it seems like people really get on her last good nerve and for some reason she is getting older and she seems really pissed off quite often at life and the price is life is going up and she is not acting as much as she used to and of course as we get older…We all have aches and pains and frustration and I still like her very much as an actress and will always love her in some movies.

  16. By Tallulah
    On July 29, 2011 at

    Um, Casonia? I think it’s past your MED time.

  17. By Reta
    On July 29, 2011 at

    FINALLY someone has taken notice of Casonia’s (a-hem) “oddnesses”…thank you so much Dear Tallulah…see you at the med cart…I’ll help you count out her little red and yellow pills because I know there are too many for one person to handle.

  18. By Reta
    On July 29, 2011 at

    Faye was on a reality “acting contest’ show a while back as a judge and I watched it only because I was in utter and complete amazement at her demeanor toward everybody but mostly the acting contestants.

    Faye is in love with Faye and thinks she is the Queen of the world therefore all other beings should bow before her and lick her shoes.

    So she made a few good movies. Other people were in those movies too. It’s not like she carried the whole pics. Her self as she is now ruins her old movies for me now knowing what an utter and complete bitch she is to anybody rude enough to breath around her.

  19. By Casonia
    On July 29, 2011 at

    Be nice Reta you’re my hero

  20. By Reta
    On July 30, 2011 at

    Casonia, not trying to be mean, just please please, I want to UNDERSTAND you my dear…this last post is your most lucid…keep it up, SOMEHOW, okay? (Not the ass-kissing, but the sense-making).

  21. By British Teeth
    On July 30, 2011 at

    This little stunt of Faye’s forced J. Crew to post “COLONIC IRRIGATION PROHIBITED” signs in all of its store bathrooms nationwide.

  22. By anonTWO
    On July 31, 2011 at

    I think it’s ridiculous the staff did not recognize Faye Dunaway’s name but that is no excuse for MISS Dunaway’s demanding attitude.

    MISS Dunaway has starred in some of the most important films of the 1960′s and 1970′s, see NETWORK or BONNIE & CLYDE and get a clue.

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