FIRST IMPRESSION

Stephen Dorff spent last Friday night making a big impression on the girls at Area. He was overheard chatting up one cutie by going on and on, casually mentioning his numerous real estate investments – in Malibu and New York. She looked impressed when he emphasized that he prudently invests his acting money in more and more properties. In fact, he confided confidentially , he just made an offer on a ten million dollar property. She looked appropriately impressed and he added modestly “I’ve made more money in real estate than my father.” (Hey Stephen, you’re a movie star – you don’t have to lay it on so thick!)

No Comment

1. By Anonymous
   On October 21, 2006 at

   What a boring way to try to impress a stranger. Uggh.

2. By Jack Nicholson
   On October 21, 2006 at

   I guess just telling chicks that he has a huge cock doesn’t work any more.

3. By Anonymous
   On October 21, 2006 at

   I guess that he likes tastingother fellas dicks.

4. By Anonymous
   On October 21, 2006 at

   This is not newsworthy. He’s a loser and this was dull.

5. By Miss Loo
   On October 21, 2006 at

   He is too cute to be pulling those lines.

6. By Rori
   On October 21, 2006 at

   Can you please post some stories about Constantine Maroulis?
   He is going to be a HUGE star. I hope you can get a really good picture of him and post a story soon.
   I guess I can just look at his myspace page.
   http://myspace.com/constantinemaroulis

7. By Anonymous
   On October 21, 2006 at

   I don’t even know who this guy is. He’s nice-lookin’ though.

8. By HATEHIM
   On October 21, 2006 at

   Constantine Maroulis
   SUCKS

9. By Anonymous
   On October 22, 2006 at

   .
   Stephen Dorf is a washed up actor, emphasing his non acting success is to impress a dim witted hooker type looking for $$$$$$$ is probably a good idea to score some ass.
   His career has never reached it’s potential.
   He’s not a bad looking guy and he has some talent but things haven’t worked out for him.
   There was a group of young actors in the 90’s who were on the cusp of major careers who haven’t made it.
   Stephen Dorf is one of em and so is Chris O’Donnell and Christian Slater.
   Constantine Maroulis is a nothing, he’s ugly and not even marginally talented

10. By Anonymous
    On October 23, 2006 at

    I could buy and sell this guy with the money I have in my wallet.

No Responses to “FIRST IMPRESSION”