FOR THE LAST TIME, TOM CRUISE IS NOT GAY!

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July is a slow month for gossip, and The National Enquirer knows that stories implying that Tom Cruise is gay sell lots of magazines, so they revisit the subject as often as possible. This time around they’re grasping at straws by quoting The New York Times. The newspaper reviewed a book called “The Actress” and surmised that a main character – a closeted gay actor – was based on Tom Cruise. Naturally, they assume that Tom is upset over the whole thing. Indeed, Tom has always taken legal action against gay accusations and won. The fact is HE IS NOT GAY! (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.) Yes, he’s a Scientologist and he’s had three unsuccessful marriages, but there has never been a scrap of genuine evidence that he is gay. He’s a decent guy, a little uncomfortable with women, and sometimes socially awkward, but he is straight. Isn’t picking on him for being a Scientologist ENOUGH?

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14 thoughts on “FOR THE LAST TIME, TOM CRUISE IS NOT GAY!

  1. He may not be gay, but he sure knows his lifts. I want some.

  2. So Janet. You know Cruise is not gay. And you would know this, how?
    He may not be but only he knows.

    As a gay man I would like to point out:

    You no doubt would say my boyfriend of many years ago was also not gay. You would point to his wife of ten years, his position as religious curriculum adviser to the Catholic Church, his masculine behavior and, oops i almost forgot, his FOUR BOYS!!!

    Or you would say the personnel trainer I had a fling with is no way gay. You would point to his love of football, his gorgeous masculine physique, his being awarded second place in a body building contest,
    his charm with women and, oops forgot again, his very attractive wife.

  3. The Hollywood media is in the business of protecting the money maker talent. Janet is in the Hollywood media business.

    BTW, we don’t want him.

  4. I’m sure they’ve signed away their rights to do so, but it would be interesting if one of his former wives could write a book about him.

  5. F*ggots are his biggest fans……………..SO WHAT?

  6. @Southern Belle: Janet didn’t sell her soul to the devil, only to Marty Singer, Cruise’s lawyer, who undoubtedly paid her cash to write this BS!

  7. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I pissed myself laughing!

  8. I don’t think he’s gay I think he’s asexual which would probably be considered worse than being gay in Hollywood.

    I can’t picture him with a man or woman.

  9. Those are some elevator shoes he’s wearing. Must add 4 inches to his diminutive stature. Personally I liked the Timberland ones he used to favor.

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