GEORGE CLOONEY: ALL HE WANTS IS TO REMAIN SINGLE

It’s high time that women started LISTENING to George Clooney. Elisabetta Canalis is just the latest in a long list of attractive women (who resemble each other) who didn’t believe George when he gently informed them that he had no intention of getting married. Clooney repeats this mantra in almost every interview, just in case someone missed it. George’ s relationships all seem to last around two years – that’s when the girls start wanting a commitment that he refuses to give them. And they all end the same. The girls have achieved a certain amount of fame and they go back to their former careers, with a nicer bank balance and maybe a new condo. George is always generous and they don’t bad-mouth him. Now that it’s over, those ridiculous gay rumors about George begin again – just because he doesn’t want to get married, doesn’t mean he’s gay! (Why would all these women want to marry him if he was gay?) There are definitely more two year relationships in his future.

Posted by Janet on June 23, 2011

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  1. By Muffin top!!
    On June 23, 2011 at

    I guess she just didn’t have the magic George was looking for. Next please!!

  2. By British Teeth
    On June 23, 2011 at

    Surely he was tired of all her gold-digging equipment cluttering up his various houses.

  3. By Reta
    On June 23, 2011 at

    I’ll gladly sign up for the next two-year stint! I’d just love to give him a few rolls and pounds and tangles in the sheets! If he’s interested in a slightly older woman this time around, who doesn’t want marraige either. How’s bout it G.C.?

  4. By Alpha Femme
    On June 23, 2011 at

  5. By Leo
    On June 23, 2011 at

    Minus all the marriages, George Clooney is that suave,love em and leave em Gary Grant of our day. I do Not believe that George or his former lady love will be without companionship for very long. I am wondering if he ever got over his love connection with Kelly Preston!!

  6. By TopKat
    On June 23, 2011 at

    C’mon, Janet! “Why would they want to marry him if he was gay?”
    He’s GEORGE F’n CLOONEY, for one thing. He’s handsome, fabulously wealthy and internationally famous for another…

    Yep… plenty of perks in that deal, and besides, it certainly wouldn’t be the first “bearded” marriage in Hollywood.

  7. By right
    On June 23, 2011 at

    That’s why i love women, they are so gullible. They’re actually a few that still believe George is actually heterosexual.

  8. By Mr. Patrick Campbell
    On June 23, 2011 at

    Well…if Georgie Boy is taking applications for his next two-year squeeze, then count me in!

    I’ve always wanted a little place on Lake Como. ;)

    (And yes, my Mrs. is totally cool with this. She’d do the same for me with Jodie Foster in a heartbeat!

    It’s an understanding we have between us. In fact, we had a clause written into our sacred vows spelling it out in detail.)

  9. By cal
    On June 23, 2011 at

    Um Leo, Kelly is a seasoned beard.

  10. By Chicagoland
    On June 23, 2011 at

    ^^^ Precisely.

    And being married to Travolta for as long as she has, she’s had more seasoning than jerked chicken. :)

    Which again raises the age-old question: Why, exactly, did Charlie Sheen shoot her back in the day?

  11. By Chicagoland
    On June 23, 2011 at

    Actually, I may be answering my own question in suggesting that the gunshot wound that was a keepsake from her time with Sheen, turned Kelly off of hetero men for good.

  12. By Chicagoland
    On June 23, 2011 at

    Which raises yet another query:

    Did someone once take a shot at Renee Zellweger, perchance?

  13. By Chicagoland
    On June 23, 2011 at

    And hey, Renee used to date George, too!

    Small world :)

  14. By XYZ
    On June 24, 2011 at

    So the contract between him and his beard is over?

  15. By Tinchy
    On June 24, 2011 at

    Janet,Clooney IS closeted gay(like Travolta)and his “girlfriends” is his beards.

  16. By diva
    On June 24, 2011 at

    I’ll take the Clooney ride for two years. Not only do they get a nice improved bank account and condo, how about the fab new wardrobe?

  17. By Indy
    On June 24, 2011 at

    Of course he’s not gay. Neither was the disease-ravaged Liberace and Rock Hudson.

  18. By Patrick
    On June 24, 2011 at

    Mr. Patrick, I had heard you Nova Scotia boys were a little twisted. Something I had noticed back in my Dartmouth days. Tell you what. I’ll put the tie downs to ya and while you’re bound and gagged and nervously anticipating. I’m gonna go to your fridge and make a sandwich. Glass of milk too. After having that.
    I’m gonna have Mrs. Patrick on the floor right in front of you. Real savage like with the ole in out. We’ll see how understanding you are then. Won’t we my little pillow biter.

  19. By Indy
    On June 24, 2011 at

    Patrick, our elusive little Canadian, apparently you forgot to use one of your other names; otherwise you are writing to yourself???

  20. By Indy
    On June 24, 2011 at

    ^^^^^^^Patrick….Sorry…..I see now that you were directing your comment to Mr. Patrick Campbell. Please accept my apolo

  21. By The American
    On June 24, 2011 at

    psssst: he could love any girl/woman.
    ………THAT’S MY ‘problem’ TOO, folks!!

  22. By Denise
    On June 24, 2011 at

    George likes them pretty but dumb. Clearly she was one of those who thought she was the exception to the rule. That, or her English isn’t too good.

    And Patrick, my husband’s family is from Nova Scotia so I suppose I should be insulted on his behalf. However I do like them a little twisted, so I’ll forgive you this time.

  23. By Patrick
    On June 24, 2011 at

    What exactly do you mean by “girls” American?!
    Children?

  24. By Indy
    On June 24, 2011 at

    Elisabetta brought up the subject of marriage once again. He said NO once again, she smashed his hand with a hair dryer, he said get lost, but I’m setting you up w/ money, house, etc., like I did all my other beards. Now, I’m about the business of being who I really am, but I won’t admit it.

    PS: To me, Elisabetta is not that good looking and she doesn’t appear to be too smart either.

  25. By Mrs Patrick Campbell
    On June 24, 2011 at

    Oh, Patrick—you scamp!

    Unfortunately, your little fantasy as described has left mama’s mussy just as quiet and as dry as the Gobi Desert—a first! :(

    But I see you’ve taken time to fix yourself a sandwich—good thinking. That way, at least
    one of us will go home satisfied.

    (But I couldn’t agree with you more about Nova Scotia men; THEY ARE HOT. Denise and I wear our perma-grins for a good reason, honey! ;) )

  26. By Denise
    On June 24, 2011 at

    :) Mrs. Campbell.

  27. By Leo
    On June 24, 2011 at

    @ Chicagoland:
    TGIF!!
    What happened is, one morning Charlie told Kelly that he was Not only a 2 and 1/2 man,but a future winner.
    No, but seriously,
    If we are to believe Charlie, during his “My Violent Torpedo Tour” in May-2011,he said that he Never shot Kelly Preston even though he knew that he was going to be blamed for it. According to Charlie,he was downstair making Taster’s Choice coffee when He heard a gunshot. He ran and looked at the top of the stairs and there was Kelly Preston dripping in blood. He claimed that she was “sitting on the toilet” when she lifted up his pants that were lying on the scale. His revolver was in the pocket and it went off and evidently Kelly was hit on the hand when it ricocheted by either shrapnel or porcelain from the toilet. He claimed that he did Not shoot her. He claimed that after getting her all bandaged up to stop the bleeding, he didn’t know whether to call 411 or 911. Now I will decline to say whether I believe the 1990 version of Charlie’s accidental shooting of Kelly,or whether I would consider believing the Newest version from Charlie during his tour of 2011. Either way you look at him, it was Not long before Kelly Preston and Charlie Sheen went their separate ways. No Shotgun Wedding For These Two Lovebirds!!

  28. By Leo
    On June 24, 2011 at

    @ Chicagoland:
    TGIF!!
    What happened is, one morning Charlie told Kelly that he was Not only a 2 and 1/2 man,but a future winner.
    No, but seriously,
    If we are to believe Charlie, during his “My Violent Torpedo Tour” in May-2011,he said that he Never shot Kelly Preston even though he knew that he was going to be blamed for it. According to Charlie,he was downstairs making Taster’s Choice coffee when He heard a gunshot. He ran and looked at the top of the stairs and there was Kelly Preston dripping in blood. He claimed that she was “sitting on the toilet” when she lifted up his pants that were lying on the scale. His revolver was in the pocket and it went off and evidently Kelly was hit on the hand when it ricocheted by either shrapnel or porcelain from the toilet. He claimed that he did Not shoot her. He claimed that after getting her all bandaged up to stop the bleeding, he didn’t know whether to call 411 or 911. Now I will decline to say whether I believe the 1990 version of Charlie’s accidental shooting of Kelly,or whether I would consider believing the Newest version from Charlie during his tour of 2011. Either way you look at him, it was Not long before Kelly Preston and Charlie Sheen went their separate ways. No Shotgun Wedding For These Two Lovebirds!!

  29. By soups up!
    On June 24, 2011 at

    patrick=mr. patrick campbell=mrs patrick campbell=sebastiancanada

    indy, care to go next. or is that big mama san?

  30. By Mr. & Mrs Patrick Campbell
    On June 24, 2011 at

    ^^^ Nope! :)

    And we’ve never agreed to that three-way P. keeps BEGGING us to have, either!

  31. By Patrick
    On June 25, 2011 at

    Mrs. Patrick I am disappointed. I do tend to come on too strong at times when making sandwiches. It’s my lumberjack, west coast, sensibility.
    Perhaps if I threw in the lovely and very talented Miss Jessica as bait for Mr. Patrick we could come to an understanding suitable to all. She is without a doubt the most delicious redhead you have ever seen. Think Christina Hendricks but prettier without the Mad Men attitude. She loves her scrapbooking, card making and cat suits! True all dat!!
    P.S. I am truly sorry I discouraged your mussy, Mrs. Patrick. That is regrettable.

  32. By Casonia logenberry
    On June 25, 2011 at

    Drama and Trama and Heartach when your stuck to some one that your married to and when some one ask for a Divorce the other person is always trying to save the relationship and that is not what is wanted it is freedom from having to be the other person lover and sharing a bed together and not having to come home and see them there waiting for you and when some one wants to just have time to themselves and not having to be responsible for some one joy and laughter is a great relief and George Clooney has been married once and I Bet that felt like being in jail and having to be forced to stay with some one or just move out to have some separation is hard and it can tramatize a person forever and ever and knowing that you have to give your life and time and youth to some one for the rest of your life is a nightmare…Because people grow apart and fall out of love and there are times that people don’t want the same thing and don’t have the same goal and ideas and plans and you feel trapped and your freedom is restricked to a large degree and to get that other person to sign the papers can be a real nightmare and you have to break the other person down to get out of that relationship and not sex them up or down and leave them frustrated and so they will sign and let you go and when it is over for the person making love is nolonger a part of there lives and to have to split everything and give and buy they way out of the relationship can damage and cause fear of wanting to get back to that again in the future and George is smart to just have a girl friend and when the crap hits the fan then they can just go there own ways without some one attaching themselves to his income and bleeding him dry like a leach and screwing him over and George is right about some things..It is better to tap that ass and hit the road and just head for the hills and not have to deal with the mess that follows. But you so Dam handsome and Cute are you ever going to have some lady..GIVE YOU A BABY.

  33. By Leo
    On June 25, 2011 at

    I don’t think that George want the “trappings of wife and family.” Not that my opinion count, but I believe that George is always surrounded by “beautiful people”, and after being with one beauty for a certain amount of time, he lets go of that “friendship” to be available for the next “big romance”,and then after he has given that “woman of the year” his time and a media exposure then it is time to move on AGAIN. Any woman walking into a romance with George Clooney is only steps away from heartache,unless she allows herself the advantage of giving him the pink slip first!!

  34. By Nozycat
    On June 27, 2011 at

    Google Nozycat If you love animals you will love this blog Hilarious

  35. By Palermo
    On July 1, 2011 at

    I’m back from holiday. George Clooney is gay as a goose, my friend is a friend of their family.

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