Having carefully observed George Clooney for decades, we’ve come to the conclusion that he simply MUST have had a vasectomy a long time ago. After his first and only marriage to Talia Balsam that lasted four years, George announced that he had no intention of marrying again. (Can’t have made Talia feel good!) He has never expressed an interest in having children but he is rarely without a woman. George has had one girlfriend after another, most of whom would have LOVED to marry him, and none of them ever had a “pregnancy scare.” He has plenty of sex and no children, hence it appears that George, 50, is smart and had a vasectomy years ago, so he could live his life as he pleases with no surprises.


Posted by Janet on November 23, 2011

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  1. By hollywoodwhoreclub
    On November 23, 2011 at

    One thing that George will never be without is his BEARD.

  2. By Lyric
    On November 24, 2011 at

    More likely the women are all beards and he doesn’t have sex with them.

  3. By carlotta
    On November 24, 2011 at

    Maybe he’s impotent. I suppose you’ve run out of facts and now have to start rumors in hopes that people will take them for fact?

  4. By Tobe
    On November 24, 2011 at

    Seems like a likable guy. He’s not a girly man but I wouldn’t be surprised if he is bi.

  5. By Hello
    On November 24, 2011 at

    Janet, if he had a vastecomy then maybe he is really fag that takes it up the but becuase most vdicks are limp.

    That is intersting that no one had a baby or baby scare. He must be really that good at pulling out or these chicks are not bright enough to put a hole in the condoms.

  6. By Patrick
    On November 24, 2011 at

    Hello, “most vdicks are limp.”
    Really, Doctor?
    I bet most of your dates are limp for a pretty good reason but it’s not because of vasectomies.
    Poor little, Hello.
    Good sussing, Janet. That makes sense for a few good reasons.
    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.
    Clooney is the world’s luckiest pussy hound.

  7. By Muffie!!
    On November 24, 2011 at

    Or maybe he had mumps when he was a child?

    Either way, kudos to him for not bowing to social pressure. Choosing to NOT marry and NOT have children is just that, a choice!

  8. By Denise
    On November 24, 2011 at

    Janet, I’ve long believed that he had a vasectomy years ago, because I cannot believe that one of his women hasn’t had an “accident” on purpose by now.

  9. By Kitty
    On November 24, 2011 at

    She’s probably right on this one.

  10. By Strom
    On November 24, 2011 at

    It shows he is a smart guy….many more should go the same route….look how many lazy BLACK women are collecting $$$$ for tricking stupid BLACK men into getting them prego and then paying up until they go broke.

    Look how many unwanted children are brought into the world by this irresponsible behavior.

  11. By palermo
    On November 24, 2011 at

    my guess is where he deposits his sperm, babies are not possible

  12. By Hello
    On November 24, 2011 at

    vdicks are not as strong and powerful as a regular cock that is full of life. The blood is rushing to go where? Patrick, if you are a man, a woman knows a good thrust and why.

    No, it’s not only me. I love a good splash.

    Strom you act like white chicks don’t gold dig white daddies out of their money. Gold digging is not a black thing. It’s something that some women feel entitle to after a man cums from having so much fun. Men make most money than woman so yeah they have to pay. Either up front or on a loan.

    Stom, no thanksgiving pussy today?

  13. By Tobe
    On November 24, 2011 at

    Wife and I both work in medical field. vdicks are just as powerful. In fact, one cannot tell the difference. Sounds like you are believing some madeup folklore/myth.

  14. By Patrick
    On November 24, 2011 at

    Do a little Biology/Physiology research before you make ridiculous claims, Hello.
    Try not to be too retarded, poor dear.

  15. By Strom
    On November 24, 2011 at

    Hello is probably a black man who enjoys that splash down his throat.

    BLACK women have taken the art of getting child support to an art:get pregnant, get a check…not without some justification as their BLACK men took off or if they became successful took off after white women!

  16. By Hello
    On November 24, 2011 at

    No I am actually a woman that loves the splash down my throat.

    A black woman must have taken your money because you sound bitter and sound like you had much experience.

    A vdick doesn’t fully get hard like a nice fresh full of sweet cum cock.

    Strom, during slavery white men have sexually degreating black. White slave masters would have sex with many of them to breed slave babies for a profit. So, now it is reversed you are mad? All the black women should fuck all the white men and make a profit off of them.

  17. By Tobe
    On November 24, 2011 at

    Hello, Can you please refrain from using such vulgar language? We don’t care about your sex (unless you are a celebrity).

  18. By Murray
    On November 24, 2011 at

    I agree with Tobe, shut up with talking dirty.

  19. By Strom
    On November 24, 2011 at

    I agree….Slavery was 150 years ago. The descendents of black slaves are much better off than they would be in Africa.

    The slaves of today are the young orientals who were brought here to work in the spas and chinese restaurants and the servants of rich Indians and Middle Easterners who should never have been allowed in the USA anyway. Yet, the PC’ers seem to want to hold hands with these and sing “we are the world” at every opportunity.

  20. By Whatever
    On November 24, 2011 at

    or could it be that there has been an “accident” or two…but let’s face it…he is not dating A listers…he is dating D listers who wannabe…in the $$$

  21. By Whatever
    On November 24, 2011 at

    sorry – after I read it…that he forces them to rid and then promises $$$ – I am not saying he is or isn’t , but there has to have been a mistake or two and all he did was give them a $$ value that they could not pass….it makes sense.

  22. By Palermo
    On November 24, 2011 at

    Sigh. I don’t come to this site to read pornography.

  23. By Christine India aka Indy
    On November 24, 2011 at

    His present galpal, the ex wrestler Stacy Keibler, must need money. If she does, all she has to do is start bugging him for a ring and it’s curtains for her. Which is exactly what has happened with George Looney over the years….love ’em, leave ’em, pay ’em off. Most everyone highly suspects he is gay. His pecker has definitely been laid out on the doctor’s table, and I am sure he has told the ladies, which is OK with them, because it’s all about the $$$, no offspring wanted.

  24. By Christine India aka Indy
    On November 24, 2011 at

    ^^^^PS: Stacy probably has only a few more months left with him anyway, and she may even now be planning to give him a body slam and maybe a kick where it hurts the most? LOL

  25. By Pippa Martins-St. Onge
    On November 24, 2011 at

    I think George is a Homosexual, closeted just like Jake Gyllenhaal or the late Merv Griffin.

  26. By Georgie Girl
    On November 24, 2011 at

    Closet Case.

  27. By Bluejay
    On November 24, 2011 at

    Sometimes I agree with Strom, because I see it everyday, in real life.

  28. By Patrick
    On November 24, 2011 at

    It case any of you were wondering what ever happened to our old friend, Walt.
    It was that nasty Hello, who hurt his feelings.

  29. By dani
    On November 24, 2011 at

    I believe there is at least one interview or two where he has publicly stated that he does not want kids nor to get married again. If I were a man and didn’t want kids – I would have a vasectomy–especially if I were a sports star or actor. It seems like there are an awful lot of “accidents” these days and babies resulting from the male being too lazy to use ‘protection.’ It is responsible of him to make sure that he doesn’t have a child if he is unwilling to nurture it and raise it. I say good for you George–putting your “money” so to speak where your mouth is.

  30. By Christine India
    On November 25, 2011 at

    Yo PAtrick….I distinctly remember a few weeks/months ago that I recalled someone (couldn’t remember who) said something very hateful to or about Walt Cliff. After that, he did not return. WC seemed to be a kind and gentle soul and maybe one of his homespun stories pissed this *person* off. Damn shame.

    I gotta remember to eat very little today after going nuts yesterday. LOL

  31. By Denise
    On November 25, 2011 at

    I miss Walt and his stories very much. I imagine that today, he’s passed out cold from stuffing himself with his wife’s wonderful cooking and dreaming of cheesecake. 🙂

  32. By Patricia
    On November 25, 2011 at

    Strom….are you black?

  33. By Strom
    On November 25, 2011 at

    It’s not about poster’s!

  34. By Shirley
    On November 25, 2011 at

    Mr. Cliff is one of the reasons that I kept coming back here. I loved his story about when he was a teenager and double datin with the other couple then the girl beats up her date in the restaurant. I e-mailed a copy of that to my friends.

  35. By Strom
    On November 25, 2011 at

    Then why dont you and he/she become friends by email or social media? Nothing to do with a celebrity site

  36. By Roy
    On November 25, 2011 at

    Strom, nor do your racist, homophobic, illiterate rants have anything to do with this celebrity site either, but that hasn’t stopped you has it ? Oh, and when you comment on the other posters, you make about the posters, don’t you dummy ?

  37. By Turkey girl
    On November 25, 2011 at

    and for the win, Roy !

  38. By Shirley
    On November 25, 2011 at

    Strom aka Mr. Hateful,

    I don’t know him you big dumb “cotton-headed ninny-muggins” (from the Movie Elf). You sound jealous.

  39. By Parakeets (the other white meat)
    On November 25, 2011 at

    Strom is an *angry* elf! !!!!!! lol

  40. By Strom
    On November 25, 2011 at

    What foolish rants from the obviously enablers of all the lazy and those looking for handouts. Crawl back into your huts and remember…it’s not about you poster’s!

    Janet C seems to be selling ad space to the Kardashian’s…does it influence stories and make Kim look like a virginal white girl instead of a BLACK meat loving fame dunce.

  41. By diva
    On November 25, 2011 at

    @dani- You are right, because he has the good sense to not reproduce does not make him a homo, just bright enough to stay ahead of the gold diggers. Not everyone needs to be married & have kids.

  42. By Denise
    On November 25, 2011 at

    @Shirley, that was one of my favorite Walt Cliff stories too. I hope he’s doing well.

  43. By Patrick
    On November 25, 2011 at

    Strom, Janet has no control over the banner content.

  44. By Bradley
    On November 25, 2011 at

    Janet, you need to control your commenters. I’d rather read two or three good remarks by sane people than this string of porn and racism. Your site deserves to ferret out the bad eggs.

  45. By Eric W.
    On November 25, 2011 at

    Strom, you really should try to exercise a bit more self control.

    Sometimes your comments are quite funny or even on the mark but you completely obscure them with your sad torrents of obvious racial/sexual insecurity, and a nearly stupefying level of envy.

    Get a grip and at least try to show some traces of dignity man.

    Some of your comments are really just plain mean and childish.

  46. By forrest gump
    On November 26, 2011 at

    …….he simply cares to much for women, folks.

  47. By Strom
    On November 27, 2011 at

    I admit i’m a gigantic jackass

  48. By margie
    On November 30, 2011 at

    At least one of those grasping women he was involved with would have gotten pregnant if he wasn’t shooting blanks. You may be right, Janet, and I think it is something a lot of male celebs should do.

    Both Clint Eastwood and Mick Jagger would have many fewer children if they had done so until they were ready for children.

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