Having carefully observed George Clooney for decades, we’ve come to the conclusion that he simply MUST have had a vasectomy a long time ago. After his first and only marriage to Talia Balsam that lasted four years, George announced that he had no intention of marrying again. (Can’t have made Talia feel good!) He has never expressed an interest in having children but he is rarely without a woman. George has had one girlfriend after another, most of whom would have LOVED to marry him, and none of them ever had a “pregnancy scare.” He has plenty of sex and no children, hence it appears that George, 50, is smart and had a vasectomy years ago, so he could live his life as he pleases with no surprises.
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One thing that George will never be without is his BEARD.
More likely the women are all beards and he doesn’t have sex with them.
Maybe he’s impotent. I suppose you’ve run out of facts and now have to start rumors in hopes that people will take them for fact?
Seems like a likable guy. He’s not a girly man but I wouldn’t be surprised if he is bi.
Janet, if he had a vastecomy then maybe he is really fag that takes it up the but becuase most vdicks are limp.
That is intersting that no one had a baby or baby scare. He must be really that good at pulling out or these chicks are not bright enough to put a hole in the condoms.
Hello, “most vdicks are limp.”
Really, Doctor?
I bet most of your dates are limp for a pretty good reason but it’s not because of vasectomies.
Poor little, Hello.
Good sussing, Janet. That makes sense for a few good reasons.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.
Clooney is the world’s luckiest pussy hound.
Or maybe he had mumps when he was a child?
Either way, kudos to him for not bowing to social pressure. Choosing to NOT marry and NOT have children is just that, a choice!
Janet, I’ve long believed that he had a vasectomy years ago, because I cannot believe that one of his women hasn’t had an “accident” on purpose by now.
She’s probably right on this one.
It shows he is a smart guy….many more should go the same route….look how many lazy BLACK women are collecting $$$$ for tricking stupid BLACK men into getting them prego and then paying up until they go broke.
Look how many unwanted children are brought into the world by this irresponsible behavior.
my guess is where he deposits his sperm, babies are not possible
vdicks are not as strong and powerful as a regular cock that is full of life. The blood is rushing to go where? Patrick, if you are a man, a woman knows a good thrust and why.
No, it’s not only me. I love a good splash.
Strom you act like white chicks don’t gold dig white daddies out of their money. Gold digging is not a black thing. It’s something that some women feel entitle to after a man cums from having so much fun. Men make most money than woman so yeah they have to pay. Either up front or on a loan.
Stom, no thanksgiving pussy today?
Wife and I both work in medical field. vdicks are just as powerful. In fact, one cannot tell the difference. Sounds like you are believing some madeup folklore/myth.
Do a little Biology/Physiology research before you make ridiculous claims, Hello.
Try not to be too retarded, poor dear.
Hello is probably a black man who enjoys that splash down his throat.
BLACK women have taken the art of getting child support to an art:get pregnant, get a check…not without some justification as their BLACK men took off or if they became successful took off after white women!
No I am actually a woman that loves the splash down my throat.
A black woman must have taken your money because you sound bitter and sound like you had much experience.
A vdick doesn’t fully get hard like a nice fresh full of sweet cum cock.
Strom, during slavery white men have sexually degreating black. White slave masters would have sex with many of them to breed slave babies for a profit. So, now it is reversed you are mad? All the black women should fuck all the white men and make a profit off of them.
Hello, Can you please refrain from using such vulgar language? We don’t care about your sex (unless you are a celebrity).
I agree with Tobe, shut up with talking dirty.
I agree….Slavery was 150 years ago. The descendents of black slaves are much better off than they would be in Africa.
The slaves of today are the young orientals who were brought here to work in the spas and chinese restaurants and the servants of rich Indians and Middle Easterners who should never have been allowed in the USA anyway. Yet, the PC’ers seem to want to hold hands with these and sing “we are the world” at every opportunity.
or could it be that there has been an “accident” or two…but let’s face it…he is not dating A listers…he is dating D listers who wannabe…in the $$$
sorry – after I read it…that he forces them to rid and then promises $$$ – I am not saying he is or isn’t , but there has to have been a mistake or two and all he did was give them a $$ value that they could not pass….it makes sense.
Sigh. I don’t come to this site to read pornography.
His present galpal, the ex wrestler Stacy Keibler, must need money. If she does, all she has to do is start bugging him for a ring and it’s curtains for her. Which is exactly what has happened with George Looney over the years….love ’em, leave ’em, pay ’em off. Most everyone highly suspects he is gay. His pecker has definitely been laid out on the doctor’s table, and I am sure he has told the ladies, which is OK with them, because it’s all about the $$$, no offspring wanted.
^^^^PS: Stacy probably has only a few more months left with him anyway, and she may even now be planning to give him a body slam and maybe a kick where it hurts the most? LOL
I think George is a Homosexual, closeted just like Jake Gyllenhaal or the late Merv Griffin.
Closet Case.
Sometimes I agree with Strom, because I see it everyday, in real life.
It case any of you were wondering what ever happened to our old friend, Walt.
It was that nasty Hello, who hurt his feelings.
I believe there is at least one interview or two where he has publicly stated that he does not want kids nor to get married again. If I were a man and didn’t want kids – I would have a vasectomy–especially if I were a sports star or actor. It seems like there are an awful lot of “accidents” these days and babies resulting from the male being too lazy to use ‘protection.’ It is responsible of him to make sure that he doesn’t have a child if he is unwilling to nurture it and raise it. I say good for you George–putting your “money” so to speak where your mouth is.
Yo PAtrick….I distinctly remember a few weeks/months ago that I recalled someone (couldn’t remember who) said something very hateful to or about Walt Cliff. After that, he did not return. WC seemed to be a kind and gentle soul and maybe one of his homespun stories pissed this *person* off. Damn shame.
I gotta remember to eat very little today after going nuts yesterday. LOL
I miss Walt and his stories very much. I imagine that today, he’s passed out cold from stuffing himself with his wife’s wonderful cooking and dreaming of cheesecake. 🙂
Strom….are you black?
It’s not about poster’s!
Mr. Cliff is one of the reasons that I kept coming back here. I loved his story about when he was a teenager and double datin with the other couple then the girl beats up her date in the restaurant. I e-mailed a copy of that to my friends.
Then why dont you and he/she become friends by email or social media? Nothing to do with a celebrity site
Strom, nor do your racist, homophobic, illiterate rants have anything to do with this celebrity site either, but that hasn’t stopped you has it ? Oh, and when you comment on the other posters, you make about the posters, don’t you dummy ?
and for the win, Roy !
Strom aka Mr. Hateful,
I don’t know him you big dumb “cotton-headed ninny-muggins” (from the Movie Elf). You sound jealous.
Strom is an *angry* elf! !!!!!! lol
What foolish rants from the obviously enablers of all the lazy and those looking for handouts. Crawl back into your huts and remember…it’s not about you poster’s!
Janet C seems to be selling ad space to the Kardashian’s…does it influence stories and make Kim look like a virginal white girl instead of a BLACK meat loving fame dunce.
@dani- You are right, because he has the good sense to not reproduce does not make him a homo, just bright enough to stay ahead of the gold diggers. Not everyone needs to be married & have kids.
@Shirley, that was one of my favorite Walt Cliff stories too. I hope he’s doing well.
Strom, Janet has no control over the banner content.
Janet, you need to control your commenters. I’d rather read two or three good remarks by sane people than this string of porn and racism. Your site deserves to ferret out the bad eggs.
Strom, you really should try to exercise a bit more self control.
Sometimes your comments are quite funny or even on the mark but you completely obscure them with your sad torrents of obvious racial/sexual insecurity, and a nearly stupefying level of envy.
Get a grip and at least try to show some traces of dignity man.
Some of your comments are really just plain mean and childish.
…….he simply cares to much for women, folks.
THIS ISN’T A HANDICAP!!
I admit i’m a gigantic jackass
At least one of those grasping women he was involved with would have gotten pregnant if he wasn’t shooting blanks. You may be right, Janet, and I think it is something a lot of male celebs should do.
Both Clint Eastwood and Mick Jagger would have many fewer children if they had done so until they were ready for children.