GEORGE CLOONEY: THE BLAME GAME
George Clooney must be awfully disappointed that for the umpteenth time, it has been decided (this time by DNA evidence) that Princess Diana was killed by her own drunken pillpopping driver – or rather, Dodi Fayed’s driver – and NOT by the paparazzi. (Actually, we think machismo killed Diana – Dodi’s macho chauffeur wouldn’t admit he was too impaired to drive.) George LOVED spreading the idea that the press killed Diana – he hoped to turn the Diana-loving public AGAINST the press. (He only likes the press when he has a movie coming out.) He hoped fans would stop buying gossip magazines and visiting gossip websites. And of course, Dodi Fayed’s father Mohammed has spent a fortune trying to prove a conspiracy – he can’t live with the idea that his son contributed to Diana’s death. Let’s hope this latest finding will shut them both up.