GEORGE MICHAEL IS STILL GETTING HIMSELF INTO WEIRD SITUATIONS

This is the day for 80’s pop star stories. George Michael, who has a history of passing out in cars and DUIs is no longer allowed to drive. Does that keep him safe? No way. According to The Daily Mail, he was just hospitalized after FALLING OUT of the passenger side of a car going 70 mph on a highway in London! George’s friend who was driving, nonchalantly explained that the door was ajar and George was trying to close it properly when he fell out! Luckily, horrified drivers behind him swerved around George, who was lying on the road with a bloody face. He was airlifted to a hospital with a head injury but is said to be recovering nicely.

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  1. Not uncommon for promiscuous homosexual men to do strange and dangerous things. FOr instance, have sex with 5 different men bareback in a gay bath house while high on drugs.

  2. Jesus, he has more nine lives than a cat. I hope you have nine more George.

  3. The most weird situation he’s ever been in is sticking his whacker thru a hole in a filthy germ ridden bathroom in BevHills, probing for a man on the other side. If he didn’t get many unknown germs and bacterias in his bloodstream from this, it is a real miracle. He is completely insane.

  4. His uncontrollably filthy lifestyle has affected his diseased brain.

  5. This guy couldn’t just be happy with his success and all the great things it has brought him in life. No, he’s got to be a greedy,disgraceful, vile piece of shit. He deserves what he gets, and it aint going to be no bouquet of roses.

  6. I thought the headline said George Michael still wetting himself in weird situations! lmao!

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