GET READY! HERE COMES JASON SEGAL NUDE AGAIN!

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The jaded LA audience actually squirmed in their theater seats at the premier of “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” and that doesn’t happen often. What made them uncomfortable was the abundance of full frontal male nudity provided by Jason Segal. Our source at the premier said that Jason appears at least seven or eight times in the movie in scenes where he’s TOTALLY naked. This R rated movie is not your typical date movie, but despite the exhibitionism, the crowd really liked it.

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17 thoughts on “GET READY! HERE COMES JASON SEGAL NUDE AGAIN!

  1. I find it impossible to believe someone paid and went into a R rated movie and was shocked, squirmed in their seats?!

  2. “They” could be called the “Grapes of Wrath” by Mr. Johnson.

  3. Janet do you get paid to promote these movies? You seem to be doing it a lot lately.

  4. Can’t say that this sounds remotely interesting — no matter how much dick they flash…
    In the meantime, Janet: Are you going to fix your error (we’re all human, here) in the Melanie/Jesse Johnson posting?
    It does tend to harm your credibility to let it go uncorrected.
    Also, any idea who “Jane Doe” is in the lawsuit filed yesterday alleging that 2 paps gave coke to Heath Ledger, and then filmed him snorting it?
    “Jane Doe” was freelancing for People Mag at the time.

  5. what is WRONG with male fontal nudity?
    I have to squirm through scenes of gratuitous female nudity! a little peen won’t harm or offend me!

  6. ^^^ There’s nothing wrong with it, but as a selling point, nudity as a stunt usually means a mediocre film overall.
    “Basic Instinct” was a ridiculously overrated movie that clung desperately to the novelty of lesbian sexuality and the gratuitous flash of Sharon Stone’s beaver.

  7. to all FAGGOTS: GET READY FOR A BUNCH OF ASS-FUCKERS!!

  8. Oh boy. Another Judd Apatow movie featuring lovable pothead losers and the women who are either hateful shrwes or hot chicks dumb enough to fall for the pothead losers. I’ve got to say this: the guy found a formula and he’s sticking to it. No more creativity like in “Freaks and Geeks.” Just stereotypes and an inability to edit resulting in unfunny “comedies” that last two and a half hours. He’s a genius!

  9. ^^^ I could not have said this better. Completely agree with this.

  10. What’s wrong with male nudity, full frontal or otherwise? What’s wrong with people who squirm? Do they think every man’s a rapist or basement window masturbator? It’s time to stop thinking everyone’s ‘afraid’ or ‘nervous’ around the male body. That’s as ridiculous as squirming when you see someone flash their bare arm. Get over it!!!!

  11. The human body — male or female — is nothing to be ashamed about or afraid of.
    Bad movies on the other hand (“Paging Mr. Apatow!”), are a scourge.
    🙂

  12. Gerard of 7:05 AM: And at the END…(haha double meaning)…all the A**F*****s will be in the Lake of Fire together. However, they will be separated and taunted forever because there will be a glass wall keeping them from their filthy lifestyle which put them in hell.

  13. To the two “G’s”, Gerard and Gabriel….You are both sooooo correct. PS: Fags really hate being called fags. tee hee.

  14. Gerard/Gabriel/WhoCaresWhatYourNameIs: While it’s must be nice for you to have internet access there at the group home where you live, you should see a specialist about adjusting the dosage of your meds.

  15. I live in a large house on this earth, but in heaven I’ll have a mansion. One thing for sure, there will be no queers/fags/gays there. Hallelujah.

  16. I thought that was Constantine Maroulis of American Idol Fame. I would love to see some full frontal of him.

  17. There has been way too much male frontal nudity in mainstream movies, plays, and on HBO. Where is the female frontal nudity ? Yes, breasts have been seen but why isn’t there as much female frontal nudity as male frontal nudity ? This is a continuation of a blantant, disgusting double standard.

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