GUY RITCHIE: STILL LIVING HAPPILY EVER AFTER

Guy Ritchie is hard at work filming Sherlock Holmes 2 with Robert Downey Jr and Jude Law, but he took a night off to spend time with his model girlfriend Jacqui Ainsley. They’ve been together since April and Jacqui seems perfectly happy having a bite of food and a few drinks at Guy’s own pub, the Punch Bowl. Life after Madonna is not at all bad!

Posted by Janet on November 30, 2010

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  1. By strom
    On December 1, 2010 at

    More power to Guy….he did well $$ and must be much happier without the previous version of a wife.

  2. By Lenny
    On December 1, 2010 at

    This is the face of a man who just left death row being married to Madonna. He couldn’t look happier.

  3. By Monah Garrett
    On December 1, 2010 at

    So True! He’s been wearing that grin since the divorce papers were signed, and even bushmen living in the Khalahari Desert know why.

  4. By Muffin
    On December 1, 2010 at

    Looks like he’s found someone who enjoys spending time with HIM instead of working out for 10 hours a day so they can look like a man. This lady looks like a feminine version of Madonna!

  5. By SebastianCanada
    On December 1, 2010 at

    Madonna still wins. After all, she found Jesus.

  6. By SebastianCanada
    On December 1, 2010 at

    Anyone who thinks Ritchie is anything other than a douche, check out the DVD of I’m Going to Tell You a Secret. Ritchie, in his scenes, tries to look like the big man. His tough man posturing is ridiculous from the get go, considering his real background, but in retrospect, it is pathetic. He never wore the pants in that family — he was the trophy wife.

    Makes you wonder if, when Madonna was banging him, Guy closed his eyes and thought of England.

  7. By Indy
    On December 1, 2010 at

    Life after Madonna: La Dolce Vita. And yet he is still wimpy looking.

  8. By Denise
    On December 1, 2010 at

    I also understand the Madonna lost Jesus. Or kicked him to the curb.

  9. By Hello
    On December 1, 2010 at

    He’s movies are not that great. People only work with him because of his association with maddona. The Sherlock movie was so boring I couldn’t past 10 min without falling asleep.

  10. By SebastianCanada
    On December 1, 2010 at

    Snatch was a decent movie, but whatever else i have see of Guy Ritchie’s work was pretty bad. Thanks Hello for confirming my suspicions about Sherlock Holmes.

  11. By anonTWO
    On December 1, 2010 at

    Mr. Ritchie has served his time as Mr. Madonna.
    He looks relieved to be out of that marriage.

  12. By Lenny
    On December 1, 2010 at

    Life after Madonna is life. It doesn’t matter what movie he makes, he’s a winner.

  13. By Hello
    On December 1, 2010 at

    Lock stock barrel was the same script of snatch. I was like what the f… He’s a douche before he got married he said oh I don’t need any money from her if we got a divorce but when they got divorce the tool wanted money. Who would have known his stupid ass if it wasn’t for Madonna? Or introduce him to Hollywood to get big name stars in his movies or even give him a movie to direct? Really? As much as pain in the ass Madonna he can well now because of her.

  14. By Denise
    On December 2, 2010 at

    I liked Sherlock Holmes and didn’t think it was a snooze. But then again, I love Robert Downey Jr.

  15. By spinner
    On December 2, 2010 at

    There were always rumors swirling that Guy was quite abusive (physically) to Madonna & Madonna liked it rough.

  16. By Well, actually...
    On December 2, 2010 at

    The first thing to understand is that Madonner did not want this divorce. She pulled out the stops trying to hang onto to Guy.

    But when it was clear he wanted the hell out no matter what, and mindful of the pigfuck divorce between Paul McCartney and his gold-digger, Madonna got out in front of the story by having her camp leak the claim that Guy “didn’t want her money,” but she was generously offering him their country home, the pub and a few other odds and ends.

    The intent was to shame his masculine pride into taking far less than he was allowed under the law.

    It didn’t work.

    Guy gladly accepted all properties on the table as an appetizer, and then hired some serious divorce muscle to rustle up the entree.

    Round 1: GUY

  17. By Well, actually...
    On December 2, 2010 at

    Madge, furious and humiliated at being dumped, began setting up for a Battle Royale. She didn’t come by her reputation as a miser for nothing.

    But an unexpected influence stopped her in her tracks. The jooze who run that cult for which she has become the uber-prominent cash cow intervened. There was some concern on the part of those peddling their 28 dollar pieces of red string and bottles of “holy water,” that any attention drawn to their tax-exempt “non-profit” finances, might not be such a good thing.

    They urged Madonna to settle quickly and quietly—whatever the cost—citing some spiritual mumbo jumbo to make their case.

    As she is as invested (to the tune of multi-millions) in her cult as Tom Cruise is to his, Madonna finally agreed.

    Round 2: GUY

  18. By Well, actually...
    On December 2, 2010 at

    A deal was hammered out. In short, she had a lot, and Guy was able to break off an enormous chunk. He was very compensated for his time, as his permanent smile attests.

    Both parties agreed to an iron-clad secrecy clause, which Guy had no intention of breaching.

    But because she is who she is, Madonna couldn’t leave well enough alone, resulting in her flack Liz Rosenberg’s oddly worded statement to the effect that, “Guy’s divorce would go do as one of the largest in the history of fuck,” or some such nonsense.

    Again, it was an attempt to make Guy look bad and it, too, failed miserably.

    Round 3: GUY

    He has never been happier. He’s rich beyond measure (having waiting strategically until after her box-office-record-breaking tour to lower the boom on the marriage) and Madonna has been trying to regain her mojo ever since—attaching her name to virtually any money-making scheme to make up for her losses, and dating a succession of 5-graders to salve her wounded ego.

  19. By Well, actually...
    On December 2, 2010 at

    Edit: “Guy’s divorce settlement would go down…”

  20. By Meg
    On December 2, 2010 at

    Lenny, right on! Janet this comment and the one with Jesus make me think you want to get in line…

  21. By Meg
    On December 2, 2010 at

    Well actually – good one, get your own site, I’ll read it :)

  22. By wim
    On December 2, 2010 at

    mark these words: THIS IS A SHAM, folks!!

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