Comments on: HEATHER LOCKLEAR: LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE!

By: Derek

Derek — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 13:15:22 +0000

I’ve always liked Heather and feel bad for her. Those of you who just make shitty comments only prove your parents did a lousy job in raising you. NO COMPASSION. I bet you were all meant to be abortions but your mom waited too long.

By: peejo

peejo — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:08:58 +0000

i’m eating my makeup

By: peejo

peejo — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:07:20 +0000

the time is right i feel, in light of the beautiful miss locklear’ s arrest for driving on pills, for a john waters reinterpretation of douglas sirk’ s class c melodrama “imitation of life” , john waters’ ‘ imita tion of life’ starring heather locklear in the lana turner role and britney spears as the spoiled daughter who steals her own mother’s husband. _whoopi goldberg as britney spears’ pancake- genius nanny , with nicole richie as goldberg’ s wayward, racialy ambiguous daughter who sells drugs and gang bangs rather than assimilate into the wealthy locklear’s preppy, gated , “white” community. the legendary etta james can collaborate with mariah carey , fantasia and babyf ace on an upbeat version of mahalia jackson’ s ” troubles of the world ” .
. . . well, maybe star jones would be better as the pancake genius – but you better make her an executive assistant or “producing partner” instead of a literal nanny to heather locklear’ s character.
lockear’ s mugshot is legendary. she got “britney smears” for days. take note, ladies: this is what happens when we apply too much mascara and black liner under our huge, haunted, uncomprehending eyes. . .
–for fall, let’ s lighten up, ok?

By: Jessica

Jessica — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 14:21:59 +0000

this is totally true. i was arrested in santa barbara once and when i got a glimpse of my mugshot on their computer screen and i was tempted to ask for a copy.

By: e.j. tweaker

e.j. tweaker — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 10:44:23 +0000

How can you think this is flattering? Her eyes are dilated, her hair is fried, she’s pale, she looks strung out. I guess someone who walks around with day-glo hair at age 50-something isn’t a very good judge of anything.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 07:30:31 +0000

Peejo of 5:41 PM. IS THIS MISH-MASH A VIRUS?
Hope we’re not infected.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 06:08:00 +0000

There’s something weird about her lips. But I agree the mug shot isn’t too bad, considering all the other ones out there that are just plain awful.

By: gerard Vandsenberg

gerard Vandsenberg — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 04:13:35 +0000

GO AND FIND SOME REAL CRIMINALS!!
This is just a pathetic, poor devil.
I think she will nail herself.
(like many other americans.)

By: Pippa St. James-Smythe

Pippa St. James-Smythe — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 20:23:56 +0000

Heather has been banged by more H’wood producers than Tom Cruise and John Travolta combined.
I think she is coming to the realization that she is a shallow and empty human being and has turned to Samantha Ronson’s website to get her hands on the best drugs in Hollywood, delivered discretely right to your door.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 19:25:30 +0000

Better to be not so young looking and be a good citizen. How ASININE to say somebody has a good mug shot. What on earth are you thinking. I weep for the future