HEATHER MILLS KNOWS HOW TO "MOTIVATE" PAUL MC CARTNEY

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Drum roll. Heather Mills, whose divorce from Paul McCartney is STILL not final, has decided who she’d like to have play her in a bigscreen biography: Reese Witherspoon. At first Heather toyed with the idea of Heather Locklear, but she decided a serious actress like Reese is more appropriate. Heather is in talks with a Hollywood screenwriter about turning her life story into a movie and it will certainly include private not- so- pleasant situations with her estranged husband Paul. To say that she’s using this upcoming movie to pressure Paul into a quick settlement is probably an understatement. If she gets enough money, we’re sure the scenes with Paul will be more flattering – or maybe there won’t be a movie at all.

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Posted by hoodlum on October 23, 2007

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  1. By Anonymous
    On October 23, 2007 at

    Please ban gerard Vandenberg for his hatefuyl remarks towards gays and lesbians.
    It’s the right thing to do.

  2. By Anonymous
    On October 23, 2007 at

    Please ban gerard Vandenberg for his hateful remarks towards gays and lesbians.
    It’s the right thing to do.

  3. By Anonymous
    On October 23, 2007 at

    She should have a horse portray her. Or, a pig.

  4. By Anonymous
    On October 23, 2007 at

    A movie about heather mills, for what? She married a guy who is rich & famous. There, I just saved the potential morons who would be interested $10.

  5. By SAINT PAULYS GIRL
    On October 23, 2007 at

    DOES ANYONE REALLY CARE ABOUT HER…SIR PAUL WILL ALWAYS BE GIVEN BENEFIT OF DOUBT IN REGARDS TO WHAT THAT ENGLISH FLOOZY TRIES TO SAY ABOUT HIM..

  6. By SAINT PAULYS GIRL
    On October 23, 2007 at

    DOES ANYONE REALLY CARE ABOUT HER…SIR PAUL WILL ALWAYS BE GIVEN BENEFIT OF DOUBT IN REGARDS TO WHAT THAT ENGLISH FLOOZY TRIES TO SAY ABOUT HIM..

  7. By SAINT PAULYS GIRL
    On October 23, 2007 at

    DOES ANYONE REALLY CARE ABOUT HER…SIR PAUL WILL ALWAYS BE GIVEN BENEFIT OF DOUBT IN REGARDS TO WHAT THAT ENGLISH FLOOZY TRIES TO SAY ABOUT HIM..

  8. By Anonymous
    On October 23, 2007 at

    Who is going to play her leg?

  9. By Jay Leno's Chin
    On October 23, 2007 at

    I know this is hateful and catty (meow), but (LOL) Reese Witherspoon playing Heather?????? In the first place, Heather’s chin is not small, sharp and pointed as Reese’s is. In the second place, who gives a rat’s ass who plays her. Save yer $$$.

  10. By Anonymous
    On October 23, 2007 at

    Silly concept. What a freakin’ gold-digger. Glad she isn’t American!!!

  11. By Anonymous
    On October 23, 2007 at

    omg, this is the best picture of reese ever she is one of the fugliest women in entertainment and her poor little daughter got all of her ugliness too, even hottie ryan couldnt save that poor child. 🙁

  12. By b.b.7.c.c.
    On October 23, 2007 at

    Reese is a sweet and very pretty lady and she should not play the part. The movie will not make any $$$ anyway. so Reese look elsewhere

  13. By moraloral
    On October 23, 2007 at

    why is it her fault for his stupidity. Everyone forewarned him but he let his dick do the talking. The man is worth billions 100million won’t make him poor. Besides he never listens he had the opportunity to buy the beatles collection and he didn’t. So screw him.

  14. By Ellie Mae
    On October 23, 2007 at

    She can’t be serious.

  15. By Anonymous
    On October 23, 2007 at

    I guess that Prenuptial is holding everything up.

  16. By fred rogers
    On October 23, 2007 at

    MoralLoral…He married her from the heart you crude dumbass!

  17. By WE REMEMBER YOUR PAST
    On October 23, 2007 at

    SHE HAS THOSE RUNAWAY BRIDE CRAZY EYES… WILL SHE PUT HER SHADY PAST AS A FUN GIRL IN HER MOVIE…WINED AND DINED BY THOSE OIL GUYS..HEH HEH.. BET SHE WON’T

  18. By gerard Vandenberg
    On October 23, 2007 at

    I truly looooooooooove the lesbians. Although I think this reese forkandspoon is as FAKE as HELL, I love her lesbian flings with kim kardashian or heather mills. OR SIMPLY ALL THREE!!
    Heather should use her “LEG” as an enormous DILDO, OOOOOOOOOOOOH LORD!!

  19. By gay tallywacker
    On October 23, 2007 at

    Oh Gerard, you saucy kitten you.

  20. By Anonymous
    On October 23, 2007 at

    Reese has a beautiful heart shaped face with a pointy chin. Heather has a potato shaped face. They should get Courtney Love to play her. Same type.

  21. By Anonymous
    On October 24, 2007 at

    I agree, Courtney is a better match

  22. By J-9
    On October 24, 2007 at

    Who cares about her side of the story ?
    Paul though, he married fairly soon after Linda died…So much for the love of his life…That part saddened me. If it would’ve been a more “worthwhile” woman it wouldn’t have been so weird.
    This broad must’ve been VERY GOOD…

  23. By Anonymous
    On October 24, 2007 at

    Paul wanted to buy the Beatles collection but didn’t want to spend all his money, so he asked Yoko to help and she said No, so Michael Jackson ended up buying it. If Paul knew what was to come in the future I believe he would have used all his money$$$ just so he wouldn’t have to give it to this woman who never earned it.

  24. By Nicola
    On October 25, 2007 at

    Heather Mills is just an old slag. She married that silly old fool Paul for his money. She only had that kid to ensure she got paid. Everyone except the old guy could see what was happening.
    I really don’t think Reese would want to associate herself with this trashy whore. A two bit model who started off as a rich mans whore and ended up a rich mans whore.

  25. By Rebecca L
    On October 25, 2007 at

    Just because Heather wants Reese to play her doesn’t mean Reese would ever consider it. The chance of the film being more than a Lifetime channel TV movie at best is probably slim anyway. I doubt the type of talent that would attract the money for a theatrical film would bother with her version of her life. I doubt Paul is worried.

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