HER LIPS ARE MOVING

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Ashlee Simpson has LOST her title as Hollywood’s lip -synch queen to Paris Hilton. Paris hosted a record launch party Friday at Privilege and she amazed her audience by having the colossal nerve to mouth the words to her music! The only real words out of her mouth made up her opening comment “You’re all bitches!” She lip synched half a dozen songs from her album and the crowd grew increasingly restless. Many were mocking her behind her back. Her album got decent reviews, but insiders say there will never be a tour or personal appearances – Paris’s voice is too wispy and requires monumental enhancement.

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18 thoughts on “HER LIPS ARE MOVING

  1. No big deal. Paris will probably just follow in the path of Jennifer Lopez. A studio creation that lipsyncs and does not tour but will have a successful music career.

  2. HAHAHAHAHAHAH. See, told ya so. She’s a Herpes whisperer! Man o Man do I hope her album fails big time. OF course it won’t cuz the world is made up of idiots that will buy her trash. But, if there is a God in Heaven who really cares for humanity, he’ll help to bring this fake down and send her back to making amateur porn with her slimey friends.

  3. Why do columnists and TV reporters think anyone wants to hear about Paris Hilton? If it weren’t for her money, she’d be called white trash! Please no more Paris stories!!! Her 15 minutes are up!

  4. Hoe does her album get decent reviews if she doesn’t sing? MAybe her producer should get the acknowledgement.

  5. How does her album get decent reviews if she can’t sing? Maybe her producer should get the acknowledgement.

  6. If it wasn’t for her parents money she would be asking if you want to supersize that meal.

  7. it’s clearly not her singing. if it is, it’s a digitized version. she’s so tired. i’m sick of hearing about her too.

  8. The public makes her famous. Why? who knows, she’s just a rich tramp but we still buy her rediculous book, CD and watch her TV show. Shows our mentality more than hers. She’s getting richer by the gimmick.

  9. Paris books suck. Whoever wrote them for her must have been desparate, since we all know she can’t write.

  10. Please! Enough on PH already!! Give us a friggin’ break!!! I wish she would go away somewhere for a long time. Talk about WAYYYYYYYYY over exposed!

  11. Paris and K-Fed have the same amount of class – NONE. Not only that, both are uneducated and their grammar is atrocious.

  12. Who are these people writing comments?
    It’s HOLLYWOOD people.
    Are “ya’ll” from Iowa or Arkansas?
    Paris is marketing brand genuius.
    You could only wish you had her bank account.
    I do.
    =)
    Sure, she can’t act, sings well with an amazing producer, and markets her SELF.
    Purfumes, TV Show, ect…….
    “Don’t hate the player, ……”

  13. If you people want to call Paris a slut, then let’s see all your relationships old and new be put out on blast!!!! She’s no virgin mary, but she’s not trash.

  14. Our local newspaper review person trashed the new Paris CD. And with good reason. Has anyone heard it? Listen to some song snipets on Barnes & Noble website and you’ll know what I’m saying. It’s awful. If people buy it, they deserve what they get.

  15. I have to wish her well-For someone who has no greater attribute than”posing for a flashlight”-She has built herself an empire on other people’s support-& talent
    Time to shut her down!

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