HER PARENTS ARE JESSICA SIMPSON’S BIGGEST WEDDING PROBLEM

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It has been suggested that Jessica Simpson warned her father Joe NOT to bring any of his young male companions to her wedding. (Photos surfaced of Joe and a young man on the beach in Miami looking chummy.) The truth is, Joe wouldn’t THINK of doing that and Jessica knows it. But a huge problem remains. Jessica’s mother Tina cannot STAND to be in the same room with her former husband, and Jessica is clearly torn. She’s always been close to her dad AND mother and she wants them both at her wedding. What’s a girl to do?


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Posted by Janet on March 5, 2014

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  1. By Abby
    On March 5, 2014 at

    Dear Jessica,

    Your wedding is your day.
    Tell your parents they are both invited, and go on with your planning.
    It’s time for both your parents to grow up, and act like adults on your special day.

    Abby

  2. By mishmash
    On March 5, 2014 at

    Well said Abby. They need to be grownups and let Jessica have her day.

  3. By missyco
    On March 5, 2014 at

    Why not just elope? I mean she has two kids and has been living with the guy for years and already had a big wedding with the first husband. Maybe just have a reception and let Joe bring his date and her mom bring her date? Or why even bring dates? I mean really!

  4. By Anthohny Burddayne
    On March 5, 2014 at

    What happened to her face?

  5. By mister baja
    On March 5, 2014 at

    what to do with those enormous tits?

  6. By Dawn Davenport
    On March 5, 2014 at

    Exactly, Abby. Let them behave like children on their own time but the wedding is Jessica’s day and event.

    And yes, her mug looks weird. Bad photo or too much filler and Botox?

  7. By Strom
    On March 6, 2014 at

    Agrees, if it is about the wedding, why not elope and forget the big ceremony and potential problems.

  8. By Justine
    On March 6, 2014 at

    I hope she doesn’t start using Botox. She’s so beautiful, Botox always makes people look bad in my opinion.

  9. By Strom
    On March 6, 2014 at

    Tina is right, Joe running wild with the GAY lifestyle has made a mockery of the family.

  10. By pusssykatt
    On March 6, 2014 at

    Remind both of them that “she” is where the money tree starts and ends and then go on and enjoy your wedding. Attach someone to secretly keep tabs on each and alert her if trouble starts.

  11. By Palermo
    On March 6, 2014 at

    Go to the courthouse and get married quietly. You don’t need to be the special princess for the day, not with two kids already.

  12. By Hilary
    On March 6, 2014 at

    I think a quiet wedding in a friend’s garden would be wonderful, but since that’s not going to happen, one parent should be at the ceremony and another parent should be at the reception — and never the two shall meet! :) Of course, that solution takes adult behavior, so it may not be an option after all… :)

  13. By Carly's Goldfish
    On March 6, 2014 at

    OK, the horny-moon has been over for a long time, right? So they should elope to Vegas and after a month or so have a blow-out ginormous party. Invite both parents, but with a stern warning to behave themselves at least until the party is over. Cry a little if you have to. :)

  14. By Washington 1982
    On March 6, 2014 at

    Strom, I think in general, and certainly long before Jessica’s family, America itself, made a mockery of “the family”, just as your folks have evidently made a mockery of education …

    I’d rather Joe babysit my kids any day, rather than you !

  15. By Starry-Eyed Jones
    On March 6, 2014 at

    Two, SIMPLE ceremonies, asking her minister-pop to preside at the one that mom tactfully opts out of.

  16. By Starry-Eyed Jones
    On March 6, 2014 at

    Oh, and Jessica better act fast–before Joe’s cameo on “Looking” airs! ;)

  17. By Shelly Longswirth
    On March 7, 2014 at

    I thought her Father was a Homosexual ? Isn’t sodomy illegal in Texas

  18. By Strom
    On March 7, 2014 at

    Poor little Washington hiding behind a different name in each post.

    She should have a foreign wedding.

  19. By Dee Cee
    On March 7, 2014 at

    You’ve done the major wedding once, been around the park a few million times and are not a young girl living with several loser men.. Grow up, think of your kids.. downsize the ceremony and party to your home and don’t make a profit selling the photos, show mom and dad some class and maturity for a change.

  20. By Greg
    On May 30, 2014 at

    We haven’t heard much from ol’ Joe lately. Has he been keeping a low profile, or is he still out “fruiting” around with his new pals?

    Janet, we need you to report on this!

  21. By Dick
    On May 30, 2014 at

    Joe seems like the kind of guy who has a piece of “fruit” with every meal.

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