HERE COME THE BECKHAMS!

No sooner did the rumor about the Beckhams doing a reality series like the Osbournes start circulating, than real estate red carpets started rolling UP. At first, everybody was courting Victoria and David Beckham and hoped they’d move in next door. Sellers were thrilled when Posh came to check out their homes. That was BEFORE anybody heard about the dreaded “reality series.” Homeowners in upscale neighborhoods REMEMBER all the hoopla caused by TV cameras when the Osbournes were filming at home. The Osbournes’ humorless neighbors were aggravated by all the noise, the giant trucks and equipment blocking their streets (especially inconvenient in the hills) and strangers with walkie talkies or toolbelts wandering around. It became a war zone. If they decide to do the reality show, we suggest the Beckhams RENT for the duration. Then they can move away from the neighbors who hate them after the show is over.

14 Comments so far

1. By Carla
   On January 30, 2007 at

   I WOULDN’T MIND THEM NEXT DOOR TO ME.

2. By Anonymous
   On January 30, 2007 at

   Is Posh an early entry for the next winter Olympics in that get-up? She looks like she just did a double axel. Sombody please tell her not all high end fashion is good or tasteful!!!

3. By Anonymous
   On January 30, 2007 at

   I hope we quit reading about them soon. Soooooo boring.

4. By Margo Channing
   On January 30, 2007 at

   David can move in next to me ANY day….just leave Alf back in London.

5. By Anonymous
   On January 30, 2007 at

   Her legs are gorgeous!

6. By Anonymous
   On January 30, 2007 at

   please no more fake reality shows and their hoes.
   i hope that the becks doing a reality show is not true.
   it would be disasterous.

7. By Bev
   On January 31, 2007 at

   Snout Spice and Lady Voice are as dull as janet jacksons last c.d.

8. By Nicola
   On January 31, 2007 at

   WHAT ON EARTH WOULD THE SHOW CONSIST OF? I should imagine her days are pretty shallow and much the same every day. “Ooh, what shall we do today? Shop for shoes, clothes or houses ?

9. By Anonymous
   On January 31, 2007 at

   That girl is a freak. Why is Becks with her? She actually scares me…and I don’t scare easy. YIKES !

10. By Patrick
    On January 31, 2007 at

    She has that glazed Stepford, Scientologist look on.

11. By Anonymous
    On January 31, 2007 at

    why dont the beckhams just move in to the scientology castle with tom cruise and katie holmes. jeezus, im sure that they have like 10 bedrooms to spare.
    dammit, someone really needs to expose the hollywood scientology retardedness. the celebs may be treated well, but that fake cult is known for being totally cruel assholes to regular folk. what a sham. no wonder the guests at their freaky italian wedding were such a weird weird mix of franken celebs.
    now j-lo and anthony buttugly are going to be scientologists?? what the hell is going on here?

12. By Patrick
    On January 31, 2007 at

    I saw U.F.O.’s once.
    One of em…
    HYPNOTIIIZED ME!

13. By Scottina
    On February 9, 2007 at

    She looks like she’s on heroin. What a classless, no talent she is. He could do so much better.

14. By Anonymous
    On February 12, 2007 at

    She always looks sooo angry……….God!!!!!!! someone feed that girl!

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