We couldn’t help but laugh at this poster that the UK’s Daily Mail created making fun of Madonna in Casablanca. They say she’s been shopping around a project that is a remake of the Oscar winning classic movie with Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman. Madonna’s updated version takes place in war-torn Iraq. Best of all, Madonna wants to STAR in the role made famous by Ingrid Bergman. So far studios are passing, her remake of another classic, “Swept Away,” is perhaps too fresh in their minds.


Posted by hoodlum on March 30, 2008

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  1. By Anonymous
    On March 30, 2008 at

    Surely everyone in Hollywood knows by now that this woman is the KISS OF DEATH movie-wise?

  2. By Doctor No
    On March 30, 2008 at

    This will be a weird statement: I think EVERYONE is AFRAID of Madonna, including her kids and hubby. There’s just something about her that incurs FEAR, or maybe just a strange kind of “No one better cross her”.

  3. By j-charlbot
    On March 30, 2008 at

    Madonna, I love you, but your acting thus far has been crap. Picking a perfect movie to remake is just foolhardy. Pick something awful to remake, much easier to improve on it, plus you’ll surprise us all. Look to Yoga for some humility.

  4. By Anonymous
    On March 30, 2008 at

    Physically, she has officially been beat with thr UGLY stick.

  5. By Anonymous
    On March 30, 2008 at

    Well, this movie will now be destroyed by the likes of Madonna.

  6. By Anonymous
    On March 30, 2008 at

    Remake Casablanca- Ingrid and Humphrey must be turning over in their graves. Please say it ain’t so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. By Anonymous
    On March 30, 2008 at

    as if… I am laughing so hard… hey Madonna, Britney called… she wants her crazy back!

  8. By Anonymous
    On March 30, 2008 at

    Remake Casablanca? WTF? With Madonna? The end of the world must be near.

  9. By brian birchall, rancher
    On March 30, 2008 at

    Mark 13:14-28:
    But when you see the abomination of desolation standing where it should not be then let those who are in Judea flee to the mountains. And let him who is on the housetop not go down, or enter in, to get anything out of his house; and let him who is in the field not turn back to get his cloak. But woe to those who are with child and to those who nurse babes in those days! But pray that it may not happen in the winter. For those days will be a time of tribulation such as has not occurred since the beginning of creation which God created, until now, and never shall. And unless the Lord had shortened those days, no life would have been saved; but for the sake of the elect whom He chose, He shortened the days. And then if any man shall say to you, Lo, here [is] Christ; or, lo, [he is] there; believe [him] not: For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if [it were] possible, even the elect. But take ye heed: behold, I have foretold you all things. But in those days, after that tribulation, the sun shall be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, And the stars of heaven shall fall, and the powers that are in heaven shall be shaken. And then shall they see the Son of man coming in the clouds with great power and glory. And then shall he send his angels, and shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from the uttermost part of the earth to the uttermost part of heaven.

  10. By Anonymous
    On March 30, 2008 at

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^This is a gossip site you crazy Save your religous bullsh.t for the nut case forums.

  11. By Anonymous
    On March 30, 2008 at

    That was beautiful Brian but I also know that 7:05 was you and you were just being sarcastic as always.

  12. By gerard Vandenberg
    On March 30, 2008 at

    THE TRICKER meets the FAGGOT?

  13. By mitas
    On March 31, 2008 at

    Possibly Pop Fiction strikes again.

  14. By Anonymous
    On March 31, 2008 at

    Oooh please.. it’s gonna be the funniest picture ever since swept away..

  15. By Gloria Goodman
    On March 31, 2008 at

    Im absolutely horrified and sick at the thought of it. CASABLANCA is one of the most famous, wonderful movies of all time and this untalented person wants to remake it???
    What is the world coming to …


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