HILARY SWANK CAN BARELY CONTAIN HER ENTHUSIASM

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Hilary Swank was certainly animated on the NBC Today Show where she was promoting her new movie P.S. I Love You. She LOOKS like she’s dancing while sitting down- very muscular, athletic, and flexible. All that without showing her underwear.

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  1. Who’d ever want to look at more of her? Shallow and vain personality isn’t pretty, but she has ugly and mean embedded from the spine out. What she lets peek out from the standard clothing covering is pathetically horrendous and unappealing! Woo woo because she pampers and worships her skinny old body and thinks she’s ‘something’ in acting hasn’t gained her legends of fans, or a great box office proffits, has it? We still remember how she cruely, publically dumped her loyal husband and feathered her nest with another woman’s husband when she got her cold grasping hands on the prize.

  2. Let’s FACE it: Just as out eyes are drawn to J.Aniston’s big nose, R. Witherspoon’s pointy jutting chin, Pam Anderson’s fake tits, Pris Presley’s mega-surgery, etc. …so are our eyes drawn to Hilary’s MOUTH FULL OF TEETH.

  3. She’s the Bette Davis of our times.
    A very capable actress with ZERO sex appeal.
    Zilch.
    Nada.
    None.
    Check her out in the execrable “The Black Dahlia.”
    She looked just like a Shetland pony in a bad wig.
    Cramming her down moviegoers’ throats as some sort of sexy/lovable low-rent Julia Roberts won’t cut it.

  4. When you have no choice but to answer interviewers’ questions by stamping your hoofs

  5. Paging Dr. Smiley, paging, Dr. Smiley…is there a dentist in the house?

  6. It is VERY DANGEROUS to approach an actress when she’s reared-up on her hind legs like this.

  7. Hilary Swank does have a kind of “girl next-door” quality about her.
    Assuming, of course, that by “girl” you mean horse and that “next-door” refers to the stables down the road.

  8. She was ROBBED when the Academy failed to nominate her for her stunning portrayal in Seabiscuit.

  9. ^^
    I freaking love that movie!! And Hil was fanstastic in it!!!
    I remember that she had to beat out Sarah Jessica Parker, Rumor Willis and Tori Spelling to win the role.

  10. I dunno, the comments make me sad. Especially this time of year.

  11. Her beauty secrets:
    1. Mane & Tail Shampoo
    2. Baby Carrots
    3. Never eats sugar cubes!

  12. I WANT TO BE ON THE HEE HAW MOVIE PLEASE PICK ME THAT’S WHY SHE IS HAPPY AND WILLING.

  13. I do admire her energy.
    She has said that her busy schedule leaves little time to eat, so she usually just straps on a feedbag and off she goes.

  14. Horsey, er, Hilary was the producers’ first choice to play this role.
    That is, after
    Reese
    Sandra
    Charlize
    Keira
    Scarlett
    Renee
    Nicole
    Angelina
    Sally
    Helena
    Dame Judy
    Cate
    Kate
    Lindsay
    Juliette
    Julia
    Sienna
    Naomi
    Eva
    Catherine
    Winona
    Lucy
    Helen
    Dakota
    Gwyneth
    Rosie
    Jennifer
    Bea
    Britney
    Parker
    Madonna
    Swoosie
    Zooey
    Katie
    Michelle
    Sigourney
    Meg
    Latifah
    Demi
    Rumer
    and
    (I sh*t thee not)
    Whoopi
    all said “no” to the part or were otherwise unavailable.

  15. all i want for xmas is a pony and my 2 front teeth (horse)teeth.

  16. If it does any significant business, it will be because women and gay men are flocking to see GERARD.
    Hilary just doesn’t belong in a movie of this type

  17. I would love to see Hilary apply her obvious athleticism and fitness to the Kentucky Derby or the Belmont Stakes.

  18. I don’t like Hillary Swank. I think the way she treated her ex-husband, Chad Lowe, in the press was terrible. And now she’s dating her Mark Anthony look-a-like agent??? It’s called karma and it will come back to her.

  19. Hillary is pure unadulterated filth. Her last name “Swank” evokes a kinder gentler time when skin magazines ruled the local 7-11 scene. Her dumping poor Chaddy for her publicist has left me scratching my blading head. Why is this woman famous? How did she win two oscars? When will she just go away and leave us all alone?

  20. With her looks I’ve never understood why she doesn’t have a great career in radio.

  21. Does anyone remember way back when when our gal Hilary was in about 10 or 12 episodes of 90210? She played the girlfriend of (can’t remember which one). Anyway, after all this time, I can still remember thinking why would he want to date a mouth full of buck teeth. And now, she is a ‘major’ movie star. Will Hollywood wonders never cease?

  22. There is a very good reason why a two-time Academy Award winner is, of necessity, fronting forgettable B-movies (“Freedom Writers,” “The Reaping,” etc.).
    Hilary Swank is not capable of opening a movie.
    And now she’s desperately trying to relaunch herself as a rom-com sex object. Without (as has apparently been discussed above LOL!), having the “goods” to successfully do so.
    Welcome to a very crowded field, girly-girl.

  23. A definite misfire. Brought on one suspects by the fact she is personally involved with her agent. Big mistake.
    From here on out Hilary should only seek roles that have her wearing a lab coat, firefighter’s uniform, full-body cast or saddle.

  24. I never understood what Chad Lowe saw in her. He’s gorgeous and so talented and she’s a horse of another color. Can’t believe how horribly she treated him and so publicly tried to humiliate him. He’s the class act as far as I’m concerned (AND the better actor too)! Loved him since his Life Goes On debut.

  25. Sexy.
    Maybe she’ll play “Horsy Galore” in the next Bond film.

  26. I NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHY SHE NEEDED TO TALK ABOUT A ‘DRUG PROBLEM’ THAT HAD BEEN OVER FOR 2 YEARS….HE BEAT IT WAS GOING ON WITH HIS LIFE…SO WHY DID SHE NEED TO GO PUBLIC WAY AFTER THE FACT…???? DID IT MAKE HER FEEL BETTER ABOUT DUMPING HIM ???

  27. If she marries (or not) her publicist and has kids, I wonder 2 things: Will she be a STABLE parent, and #2, will she put a BRIDLE and BLINDERS on him so he won’t cheat on her, as she cheated on Chad.

  28. chad cheated on HER. I heard she joined the my pretty ponies club along with lauren graham.

  29. NOTICE HOW GERARD DID THE PREMIER BUT HAS BEEN DISTANCING HIMSELF FROM THIS TURKEY (YES I KNOW HE’S FILMING, BUT HE ALWAYS GOES ALL OUT FOR HIS FILMS)….WONDER WHATS UP ?

  30. OK I almost spewed my coffee when I saw the director of this movie on TV praising Hilary as “a real workhorse.” LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

  31. ^I saw that too. I don’t think he meant it as a dig but jesus was it funny!

  32. Whether you like her acting or not, the way she sold out her ex-husband Chad for some magazine piece was just WRONG.
    It will be interesting to see how she handles the inevitable Karmic blowback that’s surely headed her way, when inevitably:
    Her agent/boyfriend takes her money,
    drops her for someone younger and prettier and then sues Hilary for support and custody of their pet iguana, etc.,

  33. YOU ARE REALLY UNKIND HORSES ARE BEAUTIFUL ANIMALS…SHE JUST AN ANIMAL….

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