Hip Hopping

This bigtime hip hop mogul’s elegant and beautifully dressed wife was recently shopping at an upscale LA boutique. The exotic beauty made a number of tasteful purchases before she spotted HER HUSBAND’S MISTRESS across the store. The wife went berserk and she instantly became a ghetto-mouth screeching “You bitch – you’re just after his money!” ” I don’t NEED his money – I drive a Range Rover!” squawked the mistress. “Oh yeah” yapped the wife, swiveling her head “Well, I have a Mercedes and a $185000 watch on, bitch! I guess he wants OLD p—- now!” The mistress spat “I can see why he’s leaving YOUR skanky ass!” Before she stormed out, the wife yelled “If I wasn’t in this store I’d KICK your ass right now!” And we believe her.


Posted by Janet on July 12, 2006

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  1. By That*itch!
    On July 12, 2006 at

    Gotta be Kimora Lee

  2. By Anonymous
    On July 12, 2006 at

    no brainer!
    Kimora Lee

  3. By Hollaback
    On July 12, 2006 at

    EZ. Kimora Lee

  4. By Anonymous
    On July 12, 2006 at

    Kimora Lee, no doubt, but I find it VERY offensive that you called her elegant. She has never been elegant~ she’s just trash in pretty packaging and always will be.

  5. By Anonymous
    On July 12, 2006 at

    I find it offensive you called her elegant! She’s trashy, trashy, trashy and dumb to boot!

  6. By Didi
    On July 12, 2006 at

    It COULD be Kimora
    She’s divorcing Russell so does she really care?
    He’s been spotted with other YOUNGER women so the “old P-y” comment does’nt apply really..
    I’m thinking it’s Damon Dash’s wife..

  7. By S
    On July 12, 2006 at

    janet, go back to making up rumours like the one you made up about justin and cameron breaking up.
    you are much better at creating lies. you have no sources. you have no hookups.
    you are 60 years old and totally irrelevant. who exactly would you know as a source?

  8. By Anonymous
    On July 12, 2006 at

    Someone steal your box of Cracker Jacks hon? Solution for you: If you don’t like it here, go away little troll.

  9. By cj
    On July 12, 2006 at

    Kimora Lee definately. I’ve read interviews where they say she has a ghetto potty mouth. She may have money but she is definately low class trash !! I could see her doing this !!

  10. By Anonymous
    On July 12, 2006 at

    on no you didn’t. leave janet alone

  11. By Elise
    On July 12, 2006 at

    Ghomorahh Lee Simmons, off course

  12. By Patrickworld
    On July 13, 2006 at

    Let me get this right; it WASN’T Ryan Seacrest?

  13. By Anonymous
    On July 13, 2006 at

    Kimora Lee is far from elegant. Quite trashy-hooker style. It’s Damon Dash’s wife!

  14. By Anonymous
    On July 13, 2006 at

    It sounds too much like Kimora – which makes you wonder if this was like one of Perez Hilton’s NOT so blind item’s, or if it could be Damon Dash or some other person noone has mentioned yet…

  15. By Art Chic
    On July 13, 2006 at

    Back off dissing my Janet, S!! Miss
    Ja Cha is the gossip bomb I”m a loyal fan and stopped buying The Star when she left.
    Oh, most def Kimora Lee.

  16. By michael lawrence
    On July 14, 2006 at

    kimora lee who else???

  17. By Anonymous
    On July 14, 2006 at

    Wow with the Damon Dash wife thing. Its not her, he’s not a hip hop mogul, he’s an idiot.

  18. By Anonymous
    On July 14, 2006 at

    I know for a fact that it’s KImora…as for her divorcing Russel..that is true BUT they are still business partners and she ha san interest where he spends his money and on WHOM he spends it. BUT…elegant??? Ha!

  19. By Anonymous
    On July 14, 2006 at

    Key word here is ELEGANT people…so it HAS to be RACHEL ROY…Damon’s wife…she is ELEGANT and she was buying ELEGANT clothing. Can you imagine Kimora buying elegant clothing???? What a joke!

  20. By non-sequiter joe
    On July 14, 2006 at

    HAS to be Agatha Christie

  21. By sloppy titties
    On July 15, 2006 at

    its kimora cuz in an article she once said she would fight for her man. i havent heard much bout dame dash’s wife but I doubt its her. but it could also be kim porter, puffys girl. but my moneys on Kimora

  22. By Savannah from NYC
    On July 15, 2006 at

    I’m guessing it’s Rachel Roy – Damon Dash’s wife. I agree with the people who are saying Kimora Lee is far from elegant. Peace to you all.

  23. By Anonymous
    On July 16, 2006 at

    It’s definitely Rachel Roy. Damon was tired of her the moment he married her.
    P.S. Leave Janet alone. She’s dropping the juice on the gossip tip like nobody else and I love the site. All you haters need to stop writing negative S%^@ or don’t go to her site. Peace and love.

  24. By Anonymous
    On August 15, 2006 at

    Poor Kimora… girfriend moooooove on – you got yerself a nice company now – get a real man!!

  25. By jrex
    On November 8, 2006 at

    Hey Didi- you don’t think that someone has been in this game as long as Janet has serious hookups at Barneys and Bloomingdales and boutiques around LA by now? Cheap shot about her age- you’ll get there too sweetheart and not look as good, likely. It’s so-x Kimora. He was seeing someone but they seem to be back together now- it works with the puzzle.

  26. By Anonymous
    On May 21, 2007 at

    fake gay put up story to cover for russell simmons boy love of golden skinned dudes

  27. By Anonymous
    On November 2, 2007 at

    It sounds like low rent Kimora, but it could be Mrs. Dash in a ghetto mood- either way, they both are getting paid and need to put their heads together and get it all…

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