HONEY BOO BOO’S UNCLE POODLE IS NOT A REDNECK GAY ROLE MODEL

Honey Boo Boo made her gay uncle Marvin Lee Thompson, 29, famous overnight because she dubbed him “Uncle Poodle.” Alana “Honey Boo Boo” has always been surrounded by gays in the beauty pageant business and she affectionately calls them “Poodles.” Lee is the younger brother of Alana’s dad “Sugar Bear” and surprisingly, he has a rap sheet to match his redneck family! Leave it to The Enquirer to dig up FIVE mug shots of Uncle Poodle from various crimes like credit card fraud, theft, and driving offenses. Uncle Poodle may be somewhat better groomed than his redneck family, but he has the same bad habits.

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7 thoughts on “HONEY BOO BOO’S UNCLE POODLE IS NOT A REDNECK GAY ROLE MODEL

  1. I thought Sugar Bear was NOT Alana’s father? Mama June gets pregnant by numerous jailbirds. I’m only amazed she found that many guys willing to sleep with her.

  2. Yes, I was correct:

    June Shannon has been in a relationship with Mike ‘Sugar Bear’ Thompson since May 14, 2004. Though Shannon is frequently referred to as “June Thompson,” and the couple have been in a long-term relationship, they are not married, and her last name remains Shannon. June has four children: Anna ‘Chickadee’ Shannon (17), Jessica ‘Chubbs’ Shannon (15), Lauryn ‘Pumpkin’ Shannon (12), and Alana ‘Honey Boo Boo’ Thompson (born 2005). All four of June’s chil’n have different fathers, none of whom were ever married to June, and only three of whom can be identified by Mama June

  3. No kidding Palermo.
    Getting THAT blind drunk goes with the (moonshine)territory.

  4. Janet, why do you rot your mind with this rubbish?

  5. when you’re dying for attention?
    ………JUST EMBRACE F*GGOTS, or even better: BE ONE YOURSELF!!

    (this is an american handicap?)

  6. My take – they barely had a pot to piss in, and now they have a shot at making their lives better. Take it for all it’s worth. They may not be perfect but I’ll bet June Shannon would give me the time of day whereas any of the Kardashians wouldn’t. Not unless I paid them.

  7. What’s with the beaver shot? Maybe that’s how Mama June sits too…and why she has all those kids from different men!

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