HONEY, I'M HOME!

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Elle Macpherson may not know it, but she’s doing her part to keep Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas’ love life simmering. Recently Catherine, wearing jeans and big sunglasses, dashed into Bloomingdales lingerie department in the Bevelry Center. She breathlessly told the clerk “I’m in a hurry but I want the SEXIEST, most beautiful and expensive bras and panties you’ve got!” The experienced clerk estimated her size (36C) and gave her several lacy sheer bra and panty sets from the Elle Macpherson lingerie line to try on. In the dressing room Catherine squealed “Everything fits PERFECTLY!” She snapped up a half dozen sets of skimpy undies in assorted colors. As the saleswoman wrapped up her $600 purchase, Catherine was so happy she thanked her with a hug and a kiss before dashing off. And THAT’S how Elle Macpherson adds pizazz to the Douglas marriage.

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10 thoughts on “HONEY, I'M HOME!

  1. Wonder WHO CZJ was wanting to wear them for? You can bet it wasn’t for Michael.

  2. Sylvia Brown said on the Monteil Williams Show that Catherine and Michael would get divorced. Anyway, wonder what was happening that she needed emergency underwear?

  3. She needs to do something to help MD get it up. I mean he’s up there in age and shows it even after that poorly disguised face-lift. Even though he is a celebrity, he is still human and an older one at that. He needs something to put the lead in his pencil. Don’t forget, if you can’t cut the mustard, you can always lick the jar!

  4. Mike is a wonderful guy, and Catherine is very down to earth and funny. They have a teriffic marriage and are doting parents. I know this for a fact!

  5. I’d like to see some photos of their kids. I bet they’re adorable!

  6. that photo doesn’t look anything like CZJ unless it was taken 20 years ago

  7. What a lame story. Note to other poster – Sylvia Browne is a FRAUD!

  8. Oh please. This was just a staged event that was carefully planned by CZJ and MD’s image-consultants… and Elle M’s PR machine. I’m a bit surprised that it’s getting such credibility here as a “real” occurence. It was completely staged.

  9. Oh please. This was just a staged event that was carefully planned by CZJ and MD’s image-consultants… and Elle M’s PR machine. I’m a bit surprised that it’s getting such credibility here as a “real” occurence. It was completely staged.

  10. I think they are gross. He’s so old and his new facelift looks disgusting !! If its a staged event or not they are a strange couple !!

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