How NOT to Attract Colin Farrell

This time in July, 2003: How NOT to Attract Colin Farrell – Irish lothario Colin met his female counterpart at a Malibu beach party and he didn’t like what he saw! Colin, beer in hand, was making the rounds at the party and approached a cute girl in a bikini. He turned on the charm and figured he was doing all right until the beachbunny put her arm around him and said “Let’s skip the small talk. I’ve got condoms in my purse, sex toys at home, and even Viagra if you need it. Let’s go!” Instead of being turned ON, Colin turned white as a sheet and backed off. He later remarked to a pal “Bloody hell. American girls are so forward. That one was TOO ready!”

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