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Believe it or not, this is a photo of David Beckham. Emporio Armani shows how to take a gorgeous guy and make him look uncomfortable and effeminate. The scowl, the painted on abs are absurd and the shiny comb-over is embarrassing, but the all-over greasy skin is the last straw. Who does he remind you of in this photo?
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The guy is a tated up fool. Americans couldn’t care less. So him and his **** wife left and went somewhere else.
Oh no! I hope he’s not trying to hang himself, we couldn’t bare it!
I forget which country is now harboring David and his scowling, mousy-face, fugly wife. Whoever you are: THANK YOU !!!
Good riddance.
Are real men being discrimated against now.
This man is a euro-douchebag with the voice and I.Q. of a young child.
Yuck. Why do they have to make him look so faggy? Who are they trying to sell underwear to? Not my husband, that’s for sure.
yeah looks faggy alright – guess it appeals to the gay crowd.
the money and life style he has goes to show he actually has a very high IQ.
Looks like Armani has just one-upped Calvin Klein for ridiculousness — which is quite an accomplishment! Don’t aging queens know when to retire these days? And the spray-on abs tell you everything you need to know about this poseur and his Minnie Mouse voice.
He looks like a cross between HGTV’s Steve Hanneman and Mr. Spock.
Does he stuff? Or, better yet, does one of Armani employees stuff him? If so, I’m sure there is a fight amongst the faggot employees as to who gets the job. It’s like….me, me, me, choose me.