IS IT VAL KILMER OR PAUL BUNYAN?

valkilmercut.jpgVal Kilmer seems to be getting more eccentric than Keanu Reeves. He showed up at Nobu alone, wearing a plaid shirt, work boots, and a scruffy beard. “He looked like a lumberjack” remarked an eyewitness. He dumped his big sloppy black bag on the chair next to him and greeted the waiters exhuberantly. The hefty actor ate lightly – sushi and a drink – and very quietly. He seemed puzzled with his bill and called the waiter over for a conference. The waiter sat down and helped Val calculate his tip. Suddenly Val got up and abruptly ran out the door. The startled waiter just looked at the door and shrugged “OK, see ya next time!” The whole restaurant could hear the racing sounds of Val’s muffler as he exited the parking lot .

Posted by Janet on May 21, 2007

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  1. By pocahotlicks
    On May 22, 2007 at

    normality sucks.

  2. By Margo Channing
    On May 22, 2007 at

    I’d bang him.

  3. By cal
    On May 22, 2007 at

    yes Val is definately bang-able.

  4. By Anonymous
    On May 22, 2007 at

    Mr Kilmer is about 50 pounds overweight.

  5. By Anonymous
    On May 23, 2007 at

    The very definition of gay for pay.

  6. By Casonia Sade Logenberry... Some people are just full of crap and some people are liers on the show and some people never talk or communicate with each other and some people are just so rude and heartless and just because your never put up? Like the chick
    On August 7, 2011 at

    Val Kilmer or Paul Bunyan…Still have not seen the movie and I do like Paul Bunyan? Read the books and like the little story and only time will tell but I will always like Val..Because he has been a lead man and has had some juicy parts in the pass and really loved him in Top Gun…With Tom Cruise.

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