Michael Lohan had better hurry up and pay a quick visit to his daughter Lindsay at Cirque Lodge rehab in Utah, because her days there might be numbered. We’re surprised that they didn’t kick her out when she was accused of having sex with a male patient in the bathroom she was SUPPOSED to be cleaning. She’s not only shirking chores, but she supposedly tested positive for cocaine when given a surprise drug test. We wonder if the egotistical Lindsay remembers that her plea bargain hinged on COMPLETING rehab – if she doesn’t, she could face a looong jail sentence.

Posted by hoodlum on August 31, 2007

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  1. By Anonymous
    On August 31, 2007 at

    If she tested positive for cocaine use while in “rehab”– it’s safe to say there WAS NO REHAB.
    Hence, no plea deal.

  2. By Art Chic
    On August 31, 2007 at

    She’s tragic.

  3. By Anonymous
    On August 31, 2007 at

    lindsay pull it together
    sobriety is serious

  4. By Dina Lohan
    On August 31, 2007 at

    Let’s hope they kick the c u n t out! Her movie career is deader than Natalie Wood. She would serve us a big favor if when she gets out, she hunts down Paris hilton, shoots her in the head, and then takes her own life!

  5. By Anonymous
    On August 31, 2007 at

    Come on Lindsay, inject your self with bleach!

  6. By Anonymous
    On August 31, 2007 at

    okay I adore this girl, she is a talented actress but if she wants to continue and play stupide, I hope they lock her up and throw away the key and I know people this has happened to.
    she better watch it. :(

  7. By Anonymous
    On August 31, 2007 at

    Another Robert Downey, Jr.

  8. By Anonymous
    On August 31, 2007 at

    What a worthless twat.

  9. By tired of her
    On August 31, 2007 at

    can’t stand this girl, she is nasty to people, stick her butt in jail, she deserves it.

  10. By kellygrrrl
    On August 31, 2007 at

    I do not know of one single rehab facility that would allow a person who tests positive to stay in the facility. There are no second chances!
    Of course, I also never knew of a facility that let a patient leave everyday to go to a public gym. Rehab has become such a joke, which is really sad!!!!

  11. By gerard Vandenberg
    On August 31, 2007 at

    YEP, the girl fucked indeed. Including her bewitched MUM.
    Try to find a job at Wall-Mart!!

  12. By Anonymous
    On September 1, 2007 at

    Too stupid to get it. Totally self-indulgent.

  13. By Anonymous
    On September 1, 2007 at

    She’ll reap what she sows. No need to be bitter about her – she obviously doesn’t get it.
    Everything she does will come back to haunt – if not kill – her.

  14. By Anonymous
    On September 1, 2007 at

    natural consequences will catch up and i don’t think she’ll have the strength or awareness to understand.

  15. By imawitch
    On September 1, 2007 at

    shes done….
    Stick a fork in her,mo…

  16. By Anonymous
    On September 1, 2007 at

    Lindsay needs to memorize the memorable lines of her last film playing the role of ‘Cody..’ that was once the role of James Cagney.
    White Heat Flame Crotch
    Cody Jarrett: [while eating a chicken leg, Jarrett speaks to Parker in the trunk of the sedan] How ya doin’, Parker?
    Roy Parker: It’s stuffy in here, I need some air.
    Cody Jarrett: Oh, stuffy, huh? I’ll give ya a litte air.
    [pulls a gun from his pants and shoots four times into the trunk]
    Cody Jarrett: A copper, a copper, how do you like that boys? A copper and his name is Fallon. And we went for it, I went for it. Treated him like a kid brother. And I was gonna split fifty-fifty with a copper!
    Cody Jarrett: Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
    [last lines]
    Philip Evans: Cody Jarrett…
    Hank Fallon: He finally got to the top of the world… and it blew right up in his face.
    Verna Jarrett: It’s always “somebody tipped them.” Never “the cops are smart.”

  17. By Margo Channing
    On September 1, 2007 at

    What a skank.
    She’s done.

  18. By Gloria Allred
    On September 2, 2007 at

    Janet, your story is a complete fabrication. You will be hearing from me very soon with respect to my client Ms. Lohan. You have done enough damage to celebrities with your false postings. What’s next? Lindsay Lohan is a space alien visiting from the planet Neptune?

  19. By Anonymous
    On September 2, 2007 at

    I’ll have to agree that this probably isn’t true – from what I know of that particular rehab, those sort of actions would result in immediate expulsion from the program.

  20. By Neena
    On September 3, 2007 at

    Anon – 12:28 – i agree with you. I don’t believe this story either. It seems completely fabricated.
    I feel sorry for Lind’s but thats what happens when you court publicity. The paps and media never go away – even in your darkest hour.

  21. By Gloria Allred
    On September 3, 2007 at

    Even if you are not famous or wealthy, and even if you do not have the best education, you still have the power to win change at home, at your workplace, in your school and in your community. Most of my clients are people with claims against large companies or government agencies, and they almost always feel powerless when they come to see me. I feel for them. The Philadelphia row house that I grew up in is never that far from my thoughts or my heart.
    I want you to recognize that you have options, that you have access to the justice system, and that you have more strength and courage within you to help you fight back and win than you have ever realized.
    To those who suffer the daily indignity of discrimination and are treated as second-class citizens or as sexual objects, I say Enough! Don

  22. By Anonymous
    On September 3, 2007 at

    If that’s really Gloria Allred posting, then I’m Senator Hillary Clinton!


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