IS LINDSAY LOHAN JUST ASKING FOR IT?
Michael Lohan had better hurry up and pay a quick visit to his daughter Lindsay at Cirque Lodge rehab in Utah, because her days there might be numbered. We’re surprised that they didn’t kick her out when she was accused of having sex with a male patient in the bathroom she was SUPPOSED to be cleaning. She’s not only shirking chores, but she supposedly tested positive for cocaine when given a surprise drug test. We wonder if the egotistical Lindsay remembers that her plea bargain hinged on COMPLETING rehab – if she doesn’t, she could face a looong jail sentence.