IS SIMON COWELL SECRETLY ENJOYING HIS SCANDAL?

We’re starting to think that Simon Cowell is orchestrating this whole “I got my friend’s wife pregnant” scandal because it makes him appear so macho. For years he has been plagued by gay rumors, very much like George Clooney. Both men are against marriage but seem to really appreciate women. Both have plenty of money, but George has the looks and charm while Cowell has connections and attitude. Our observations tell us that both guys are straight. Simon may have grown tired of having his manhood questioned so he is secretly enjoying this sex scandal!

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10 thoughts on “IS SIMON COWELL SECRETLY ENJOYING HIS SCANDAL?

  1. He is certainly not a friend who can be trusted with your wife or girlfriend.

  2. I think Simon is enjoying the fact that this scandal will translate into higher ratings for his show.

  3. Doesn’t matter how many women he impregnates. His show still sucks. He should kiss and make up with Ryan Gaycrest.

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