Comments on: IS THAT ASHTON KUTCHER OR THE GOOD HUMOR MAN?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 12:16:21 +0000

Thanks for the FYI.
Now in this ancient version you speak of, are the jews still characterized by their incessant money-grubbing and victim-complex?

By: mega

mega — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 08:51:02 +0000

FYI – The Kabbalah is not a cult. It is an ancient spiritual system from which all Judaism and Christianity evolved. It is typically only studied by serious scholars – not by dilettantes or sheep like followers.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:06:34 +0000

ACTUALLY…
The much more interesting speculation about this couple has to do with a third party who is said to be every bit as besotted with the Talented Mr. Kutcher, as is Demi.
This other person is a frequent guest of the couple, and might honestly be described as “a member of the family…”
And no, it’s NOT one of Demi’s ugly daughters; think much more surprising, much more on the Down Low.
Just goes to show: in Hollywood, ANYTHING goes.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 12:12:02 +0000

I give them 5 years before he wakes up and moves on to someone his age. She’s beautiful, but she’s old and will never be able to give him children.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 09:27:42 +0000

That’s just Demi holding on for dear life to the property she paid for in full.
Every time Ashton gets bored or antsy, she dangles some new toy in front of him to settle him down.
It’s not that so-called May-December marriages like theirs don’t work; it’s that one day the younger husband wakes up and realizes he is spending the best part of his youth tied down to an aging, demanding movie star.
As far as Demi is concerned, she got EXACTLY what she bargained for. She doesn’t care that he’s stupid or only marginally talented. Hell, she prefers him that way!
After Bruce, she wanted HOTTER and YOUNGER. And if she could have, she would have just as easily selected for purchase an Ashton-type out of the Abercrombie & Fitch catalogue.
People who wonder how she keeps so fit probably shouldn’t look too far past the twenty-something year old c*ck she’s always toting around.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 04:29:26 +0000

Body language: in about every picture I see of Demi and Ashton, she looks to be holding on to him (and he’s not holding on to her). That speaks volumes, don’t you think?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 10:45:20 +0000

Why would he or anyone want a naked pic of that frightfest Rumer? Stop thinking you’re so clever, anonymous 8:16! These two will be history within the next year.
Jeanne Dixon, beyond the grave

By: b.b7c.c.

b.b7c.c. — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 09:52:15 +0000

and lauren graham

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 08:44:15 +0000

oh please, demi is nasty looking now with her wrinkles and all but she still looks better than those ugly vegetable headed kids she produced. ugh.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 07:16:47 +0000

This marriage is just one-Demi-discovery-of-naked-polaroids-of-Rumer-in-Ashton’s-top-drawer away from disaster!
(Thanks, I’ve got a million of ‘em!)