Here’s a gift for the person who has everything- a custom carved coffin in the shape of anything you desire. A man named Paa Joe of Ghana, Africa, has gained notoriety producing an amazing collection of custom coffins – so much that now his work is featured in the Jack Bell Gallery in London. Joe will carve a coffin in the shape of a bird, a plane, a camera, even a car – whatever model you desire.


Posted by Janet on December 9, 2010

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  1. By SebastianCanada
    On December 9, 2010 at

    Wouldn’t it be great if it were law that one had to be buried in a coffin designed to represent the biggest detail of one’s life. Then people like Tom Cruise, John Travolta and Ryan Seacrest would have to be buried in closets.

  2. By cal
    On December 10, 2010 at


  3. By cal
    On December 10, 2010 at

    Paris hilton would have a pus coffin, or whatever herpes looks like.

  4. By Lenny
    On December 10, 2010 at

    Sebastian, you are bad. By the way, what does it matter it’ll be covered by dirt. A pine box will be fine, save the money and give it to someone who could use it.

  5. By Denise
    On December 10, 2010 at

    I’m with Lenny on this one. The casket might be good for a few laughs at the wake (and who doesn’t like a good laugh at a wake?) but who would pay good money for something that gets buried in the ground to rot?

  6. By Patrick
    On December 10, 2010 at

    Lets start a fund to have a big, fat, bulldog created for Reta’s planting.
    One of those slobbering, bug-eyed ones.

  7. By wim
    On December 10, 2010 at

    thanks, BUT I’M STILL ALIVE, you know.

  8. By SebastianCanada
    On December 10, 2010 at

    Patrick we are already collecting for yours — it is penis shaped, cause your such a dick.

  9. By Reta
    On December 10, 2010 at

    Patrick, actually I prefer my 7 pound Yorkie. Just what the fuck IS your problem with me anyway? That I don’t like racists, and believe in equality? Well, I can certainly see how THAT would make you lose sleep fretting over what an awful person I am. And what’s YOUR excuse? Perhaps you’d like to lick strom’s boots or play with “wim’s” tiny penis in his closet like he does (aka Captain America/Gerard Vandeburg). Are you a closet boy too Patrick? Funny how you choose ME to attack out of all these people, consistantly, and let the nasty boys go past with nary a word. Perhaps you ARE “strom” or “wim”, altho I doubt the latter, you seem a tad more literate that he does. Your play.

  10. By Reta
    On December 10, 2010 at

    Patrick: PS..Soylent Green is PEOPLE… it’s P-E-O-P-L-E!!!

  11. By Sal Mineo's Zipper Squirrel
    On December 10, 2010 at

    Patrick your constant baiting of Reta borders on obsession. I’m donating to Sebastian’s fund for your coffin…you know, the one shaped like you..a small dick with no balls.

  12. By Reta's Rainbow
    On December 10, 2010 at

    You’re back. No where else to go and no one really cares about you in real life.

    Sebastin, you are as closeted as they come. Only closeted peeps care about the sexuality of others!

  13. By Lovely
    On December 10, 2010 at

    good for him on this venture!!! i hope that he is able to live well from this. it’s no different than someone paying top dollar for an ordinary casket.

    i’m all for entrepreneurship.

  14. By Bettye Bluejay
    On December 10, 2010 at

    Great art, and great humor, Canada. Thanks!

  15. By SebastianCanada
    On December 10, 2010 at

    Reta’s Rainbow is obviously:

    1) Patrick
    2) Some pathetic loser connected in some way to this site, who got offended by something I wrote, and does not have the guts to openly discuss it.
    3)Some little sniper or troll.

    RR, who cares about you that feel the need to randomly take swipes at people? Go out and do it on the street, so that someone can do us all a favor and punch your lights out.

  16. By SebastianCanada
    On December 10, 2010 at

    @Cal, LOL!!! It should also have a parachute, cause you know the earth is going to spit Paris up.

  17. By Reta
    On December 10, 2010 at

    Sebastian, I have just come to the same conclusion that the coward Patrick is none other than my dearly beloved “Rainbow”. A coward behind a keyboard is much the same as one who bullies on the freeway. Perhaps this is the “road rage” moron who killed that publicist in LA/BevHills? Seems like a lot of unwarrented hostility there, huh? And now finding “closeted peeps” behind every post. Can’t even spell your name right. God, I hate stupid!

  18. By Reta's High, Off Her Meds and Her Rainbow
    On December 11, 2010 at

    Nope, I’m not Patrick! You’re not even close!

  19. By Reta's High, Off Her Meds and Her Rainbow
    On December 11, 2010 at


    And you’re lonely.

  20. By Lenny
    On December 11, 2010 at

    Look at it this way Reta, you must be doing something right you got stalkers and freaks loving you.

  21. By SebastianCanada
    On December 11, 2010 at

    Well, whoever it is, he is just making a fool of himself at this point. Reta, let’s just enjoy the little retard show.

    I just hope that, if the little pisher ever drops out, it is because (s)he has seen sense, or found something better to do, and not pulled similar stunts in the real world and ended up hospitalized.

  22. By "Reta's High, Off Her Meds and Her Rainbow" Has Small Boil Where Genitals Should Be
    On December 11, 2010 at

    HaHaHa! What a circus!

  23. By "Reta's High, Off Her Meds and Her Rainbow" Has Small Genitals Where Brian Should Be
    On December 11, 2010 at

    I agree. Grow up folks.

  24. By Reta
    On December 11, 2010 at

    Brian? Who is Brian?

  25. By Teddy
    On December 12, 2010 at

    Well, I’m all for craftspeople…and the arts….and entrepreneurship….and individuality in life and the afterlife….so I say, carry on casket maker. There’s room for all kinds of ceremonial….arts.

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