IT’S AN ARROGANT CHRISTMAS FOR THE KARDASHIANS
We cannot allow the Kardashian Christmas card to pass by without comment. Have you ever seen a colder, icier, more somber family greeting? Could they take themselves MORE seriously? It’s a blue Christmas for this family in spite of the fact that they ALL look exceedingly slim. Naturally that brings up the subject of photoshopping. WHO do you think had the most retouching done? We vote for Khloe and Kim with Kris coming in third. Although Kourtney does look like she had a body-swap with Kim.
Posted by Janet on December 19, 2011
By Strom
On December 19, 2011 at
Foolish picture with much retouch of the foolish people. The only thing missing is the obvious BLACK man with his meat inside Kim’s various openings to add the reality.
By Reta
On December 19, 2011 at
Strom, you colossal MORON, there you go AGAIN! Do you not SEE the giant BLACK MAN married to Khloe and standing right beghind her? I’m surprised you lost out on a perfect opportunity to make a putrid comment about that!
Why don’t you shut your racist face and go crawl back in your tiny minded hole where you belong and shut the hell up FINALLY?! Nobody here wants to read your nasty racist posts…you are a relic from a hundred years ago and your relevance to today is nil.
By Reta
On December 19, 2011 at
As for the “card” What I notice , besides the very obvious slimming done to the older gals, anr the cloths. Such as Khloe’s pants are too short, Kim’s are waaay too long, dragging on the floor and you can’t even see her shoes.
Everybody in black except mommy, looks odd. And I know she had a recent facelift, but she really looks like a wax figure here. Maybe time to stop trying to compete with her daughters. There ARE a new batch, (well, two) coming up, with bruce’s long legs and not the short bodies of the Kardashian father who was lacking in statue as well as good taste in best friends.
The OTHER, and possibly the main thing on first notice is they are ALL looking in completely different directions. What happened? Did a flock of pidgeons just take off in front of them as they snapped the picture?
And is mamma trying to be the new Gabor now that that dynasty is over? Seems she is trying to channel them lately in every outfit I see her in. Whatever it is, it’s just too much.
By Natalie
On December 19, 2011 at
It doesn’t look like a Christmas card, that’s for sure. It’s kind of frightening how air-brushed and photoshopped they all are.
By Reta
On December 19, 2011 at
PS: Having the one young daughter that is starting a modeling career be the only one sticking her naked leg out all the way to her upper thigh on a “Christmas card” also seems just wrong. She’s a lovely girl, but they are pushing her too fast to wear sexually revealing things.
By Palermo
On December 19, 2011 at
This is by far the worst Christmas card I have ever seen. It’s photoshopped to death, everybody looks stuck up and mean as hell. Khloe’s legs look like sticks, Kourtney has a new butt and boobs, they made Kim two feet taller. Why are Bruce’s other kids never in any of their cards, guess he forgot all about them when he married Pimp Mama. Guess they are so rich they never have anybody who will be honest with them and say they all look absurd. And why are they posing in front of three condoms.
By Junior J
On December 19, 2011 at
jeez… why don’t you just say what you mean Reta … ouch.
Strom, she’s right though.
Face it, you’re are a relic and about as interesting as that other delusional dunce from the North – “Patrick the cubicle Bully”. ( too funny )
in fact …
The two of you should get together, swap world views, that should take about 3 seconds …
By Debbie Novotny
On December 19, 2011 at
Let’s see more of that fine behind on Rob. Bet Lamar has tapped that a time or two.
And is it me? or does Bruce look like a girl.
By Hello
On December 19, 2011 at
The politians say and do worse than strom but people keep voting for them.
By Hello
On December 19, 2011 at
Why is ms. jenner wearing a bow tie with a dress?
By Muffie!!
On December 19, 2011 at
This card is a little over the top, I must say. They ARE all a little too serious looking for a Christmas card.
PS. “Hello”, I think the bow ties are part of a theme.
By Muffie!!
On December 19, 2011 at
Just looked at the pic again. Maybe the bow ties are meant to show everyone that they DON’T take themselves too serious. It would be interesting to find out the reasoning behind them. Hmmm
By tommy
On December 19, 2011 at
These assholes did the same thing last year and it didn’t hurt their bottom line at all. This is what they do. They will get tons of media coverage over this keeping them in the spotlight. I thought Christmas was about celebrating the birth of Jesus not a chance to gain media attention. RIP Ron and Nicole!
By erika K
On December 19, 2011 at
Ya, get right to it Muffie, yup, that’s what the world cares about alright… the theme of the card ,,,
Are you kidding, who cares ? They are virtual people Mufffie, as in not real, false, contrived, made up …. their bow ties ? Are you mindless ?
a real question is – why can’t we kill em all on TV ? Best during the half time show at the Super Bowl, that other pinnacle of American culture ?
it’d be a perfect symmetry …. imagine the posts
By Denise
On December 19, 2011 at
It looks like a new exhibit from Madame Tussauds. Glad I’m not on their Christmas list. I prefer the cards I get from friends where they’re natural, smiling, and maybe include a photo of the new puppy.
Reta, you’re obviously back and feeling better.
By Strom
On December 19, 2011 at
Its only because of the PC generation that dont want the truth told….I dont care what Reta or other enablers of all things BLACK would say and repeat:
Foolish picture with much retouch of the foolish people. The only thing missing is the obvious BLACK man with his meat inside Kim’s various openings to add the reality.
The fact they are dressed in BLACK is very appropriate. Lamar is just getting in on the family benefits and his girl is not going anywhere else for a long time.
By Strom
On December 19, 2011 at
Hopefully they send Tom a Xmas card.
By tommy
On December 19, 2011 at
I hope they send me a roll of it. i got a use for it.
By Christine India
On December 19, 2011 at
Kourtney and Scott’s little boy, Mason, posed like that is adorable. Hope the little fella doesn’t absorb the slime of the “K” Klan, but that seems impossible. BTW, wonder if Kourt and her cheating boyfriend will ever tie the knot.
To: Debbie Novotny: Bruce does indeed have girlish features; super bad surgery.
By chris
On December 19, 2011 at
Handsome Family and Mason is a star.
By Bunny Will
On December 19, 2011 at
” foolish picture with much retouch ”
(English as a second language here folks, Strom is likely an immigrant, hence all the self loathing and race hatred) and the usual Black references and his now ritual penis envy.
- TAKE YOUR MEDS STROM !!!
By tommy
On December 19, 2011 at
Chris is Patty.
By chris
On December 19, 2011 at
Who cares as long as they aren’t mooching off the Taxpayers.
By tommy
On December 19, 2011 at
I wonder what that sleazy racist prick Bob Sr. would think about his precious daughter taking it up the ass on the world wide web.
By Strom
On December 19, 2011 at
That picture should accompany every post of Kim….RJ is only one of many BLACK’s who did this but gave her her first income!
By tommy
On December 19, 2011 at
What kind of mother would sell her daughter’s porno movie in which her daughter eats her own poop off of some bum’s schlong. The same kind that would sell out murdered young lovers. Bitch is just plain satanic.I can see the wheels turning…Well,it worked for Paris.
By tommy
On December 19, 2011 at
Businesswomen my ass. More like common streetwalkers.The most hated family in the world. Merry Christmas Kardashian/Jenners!
By Bluejay
On December 19, 2011 at
Huh, I think those “things” in the background look like silicone boobs. The little kid looks like a mean little monster, along with the rest of them. The tall one had 30 pounds photoshopped off, and the trashy one is suddenly no longer a midget.
By Rusty james
On December 19, 2011 at
It looks like the Addams Family!
By tommy
On December 19, 2011 at
I was ashamed to be an American during the murder trial in 94 and I’m ashamed to be an American now. This family is more obscene than any porn movie.
By tommy
On December 19, 2011 at
I cant blame the little bastard Mason for his participation in this sacrilege. He did not choose to be a part of this fuckery. I get annoyed there is always posters going on about how cute he is. Really? He looks like a baboon’s rump. Some of you people need to have children of your own or get a puppy or something.
By tommy
On December 19, 2011 at
What’s the point of taking a picture if you’re going to alter it beyond all reality. What a bunch of delusional simps.
By Kitty
On December 19, 2011 at
What a hugely pretentious “Christmas card”. It’s just bizarre and it also looks like wax dummies, as somebody said earlier.
By forrest gump
On December 19, 2011 at
with miss piggy khloe, pissy krissy & asskisser rob kardashian it sure is, folks!!
By Kristen Cavalari
On December 19, 2011 at
This is why America is a joke. You worship clowns and whores and minstrels and empty shells like this. All for the sake of the almighty dollar.
America deserves all it has coming. Sickening.
By Christeen Cavalario
On December 19, 2011 at
Disgusting. America will pay for this in spades.
By georgie
On December 19, 2011 at
Hideous.
By Mel Zipskin
On December 20, 2011 at
Whores pimps plastic surgery addicts closet homosexuals mainly they are money grubbing SCUM.
By Strom
On December 20, 2011 at
Repeat
Its only because of the PC generation that dont want the truth told….I dont care what Reta or other enablers of all things BLACK would say and repeat:
Foolish picture with much retouch of very foolish people. The only thing missing is the obvious BLACK man with his meat inside Kim’s various openings to add to the reality.
The fact they are dressed in BLACK is very appropriate. Lamar is just getting in on the family benefits and his girl is not going anywhere else for a long time.
By Dawn
On December 20, 2011 at
This is so sad and YES this is them taking themselves seriously because they have started to believe their lies. I think it should be mandatory for every Kardashian fan to see the unedited sex tape of Kim and her dog…I mean Ray Jay. There is something wrong in this country when we emulate trash, people who made and continue to make money off of fooling their public that this is really them when it is NOT. Kim was nothing but a whore and will be selling herself to “attend” parties as soon as she gets it that none of the black athletes that she adores want her for more than a one night stand or free publicity. And like any good whore Kim all but admitted it when she stated that her talent is “making people fall in love with her”. This whole family built an empire based on sex and lies and yes, I find something distasteful about that. What does that say about American society? Surely it shows how hypocritical we are, on the one head we act all religious on the other hand we allow a pimp of a mother to make her family into millionaires because of sex and she had two underage girls that she can’t wait to sell to the highest bidder if she hasn’t already. Sick.
By Strom
On December 20, 2011 at
I wish Barbara Walters had said that on television and the same is happening with all the American Idol type shows,,,,giving a false impression that these people will become rich and famous because of talent they think they have….they will be lucky to make it to Disneyland and more likely will be sining in the kitchen at McDonalds. While BLACK Corey Clark was a failure as a contestant he was showered w/ new clothes and serviced by Paula the judge. It would have been a better message if sshe had been fired on the spot and never hired as a judge again.
By Patrick
On December 20, 2011 at
These people have their heads so far up their asses they can’t be humans. My guess is reptile aliens from France.
By enchantedbunny
On December 20, 2011 at
hey, how did bruce jenner get in the bottom photo anyway?
hi patrick (starfish)
By enchantedbunny
On December 20, 2011 at
whoops that really is jenner. my bad. i just thought it was a really ugly stand in!
By Patrick
On December 20, 2011 at
Hey bunny.
By Denise
On December 20, 2011 at
According to Janet, it’s either Bruce Jenner or Tilda Swinton. Flip a coin.
By Patrick
On December 20, 2011 at
I’ve never worked in a cubicle. I don’t work in an office.
I wouldn’t call what I do work.
And I’m a lover not a bully.
By Palermo
On December 20, 2011 at
I count only four Kardashians in that picture
By Bu
On December 21, 2011 at
It looks like an ad for a clothing line NOT a greeting card! Where is the happy Christmas in it?
By enchantedbunny
On December 21, 2011 at
@bu…looks like the card has been cropped because in the top picture right,top corner is what appears to be the letter ‘s’, maybe the start of your long lost well wishing from the “LARD-ASS-IANS”
By Christine India aka Indy
On December 21, 2011 at
This is weird: Last night, this exact same pic above was featured on Intertainment Tonight. In the right hand corner, was written: “Psalm 100, vs.1&2.”
By Christine India aka Indy
On December 21, 2011 at
OOOps, I mean Entertainment, not Intertainment.
By fly on the wall
On December 21, 2011 at
They all look plain silly….very silly. Give it up Kardashians. You’re all over the hill. B-o-r-i-n-g!!!!! Whoever told you this photo looks good was trying to FOOL you. ha ha
By The Hammer
On December 25, 2011 at
This Strom guy will tell you he doesn’t hate blacks or jews, but it’s soo negative and nasty the comments about them. Never WHITE in large letter when comes to people like Jennifer Anniston or WHITE actors. It’s got to be the penis size, or his mom or sister is with a black man or both.