IT’S DOG, THE REAL BOUNTY HUNTER, NOT AFFILIATED WITH JENNIFER ANISTON

Duane “Dog the Bounty Hunter” Chapman is pictured here coming out of his hotel in New York looking red as a lobster. He must have just left the tanning salon. Dog is in town promoting his new book “Where Mercy is Shown, Mercy is Given,” which contains some of his favorite bounty hunting stories. It also addresses his much publicized use of the forbidden “n” word. Since his last book made the best seller list, this one probably will too. Fortunately, he has a co-author to refine his Hawaiian slang and prison grammar.

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15 thoughts on “IT’S DOG, THE REAL BOUNTY HUNTER, NOT AFFILIATED WITH JENNIFER ANISTON

  1. just one thing:
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    (sorry)

  2. Looks like a overcooked lobster. Dude, button up your shirt it’s not hot and neither are you.

  3. ???WHAT ???? The dude can WRITE??? Amazing!!!

    And yeah, no one wants to see his red leather droopy “chest”….

  4. Can ya just imagine he and the missus doin the nasty? I like a fine piece of meat but I wouldn’t let that hotDOG within 100 miles of my jade gate.

  5. He is a loser. He tried to interject himself into the fact jesse james couldn’t keep it zipped. Dog just wanted his name in the news. F you dog.

  6. I think he’s as big a criminal as anybody he “goes after”

  7. HIM AND HIS FAMILY ARE TRAILER TRASH. DRUG ADDICTED FAKES & PHONY’S.

  8. This piece of crap appeals to fundamentalist, right wing revalationist christians. They watch is show religiously, and the ministers approve it as a family show.

  9. The name Jennifer Aniston in this title prompts me to write something that has been on my tired old mind:

    How many fluff movies is she going to be in….all are forgettable and…..all have the same fluffy mindless theme…..and how many of her leading men is she going to bed before they all get enough STD’s to infect a big city.

  10. li’l off broadway…contact your therapist and get back on your meds. stat! i just know that you sit in the public library typing your self-righteous, anti-female crap.

  11. now you see me: FYI, I have a top-of-the-line computer in my 4800 sq. foot house. I am not anti-female (OR) anti-male….just those Hollywoodites that have low morals and are ruining the minds of many vulnerable kids. Get a grip.

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