IT'S NO ILLUSION: DAVID BLAINE IS ENGAGED

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Magician/illusionist David Blaine has always had more than his share of female attention, but that’s history now. He’s engaged – to a French supermodel, no less. 23 year old Alizee Guinochet is wearing his ring. If he looks different, it’s because Blaine has gained around 30 pounds since his last underwater challenge, so he’ll be ready if his next stunt involves some form of starvation.

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6 thoughts on “IT'S NO ILLUSION: DAVID BLAINE IS ENGAGED

  1. It’s too bad the fat freak didn’t fall off that stand he was on in New York was it? Or better yet, freeze his stupid mouth shut in that block of ice, I can’t STAND to listen to his s-l-o-w drawl when he talks, and he is b-o-r-i-n-g!!!!!!

  2. For the first time in World History, a ‘coordinated global recession’ is concocted by a tryannical and greedy cabal of global bankers. A feat not even the great illusionist David Blaine could not pull off. Wake up people you are being ripped off and nobody can stop it.

  3. ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ There is only **ONE** that can stop it. But when will **HE** is the question.

  4. I can’t figure out his appeal. I thought David Copperfield had long since cornered the market on cheesy “magic” displays.

  5. The term supermodel has no meaning here. Because someone claims to be a model, that is no guarantee of that title.

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