IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD: GEORGE CLOONEY IS ENGAGED!

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Pass the smelling salts. Confirmed bachelor George Clooney, 52, is getting married to his Lebanese lawyer girlfriend Amal Alamuddin! Or so they say – at People magazine. George hasn’t admitted anything yet. But it is certainly a turnaround for a guy who has vowed for years to every woman he’s dated that he will never marry again. (He had a short marriage in the early 90’s to Talia Balsam) Amal was different from George’s other girls from the getgo – she’s 36, British, highly educated, speaks 3 languages, has written books on international law, and happens to be that Wikileaks guy, Julian Assange’s, lawyer. Those online crazies who insist that George is gay still probably won‘t shut up – they’ll claim Amal is his beard. He’s not, and she’s not. Click HERE to see the happy couple.

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43 thoughts on “IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD: GEORGE CLOONEY IS ENGAGED!

  1. like someone said on another site: I won’t believe it till he says it himself.

  2. Janet, were you referring to that twit and twerp Strom as the on-line crazy?

  3. I think that congrats are in order… with a question mark. I, too, won’t believe a thing until it’s announced by him and/or his rep. She certainly seems like a great match, though. Let’s hope she doesn’t get baby fever in a year or so, though… the marriage will be off for sure! 🙂

  4. I have heard from reliable sources that Mr. Clooney is a homosexual who has dated Ryan Seacrest and Jake Gyllenhaal.

  5. so there is a massive suicide attempt scheduled in the american F*ggot scene?

  6. I think he will marry this girl. I think she is the first educated woman who didn’t need any of his connections to get ahead in Hollywood. She’s not an actress but a lawyer. George’s previous girlfriends all benefitted by their association to him in Hollywood. This girl seems to have gotten ahead without him. Now she will be more known because of Clooney but she’s in a different career path.

  7. What Rubbish, released on a weekend to create maximum buzz on Monday his agent will be denying it on every web site known to man.

  8. He seems like an ass that can’t handle his alcohol, but continues to drink.

  9. Poor little poser Gone. It cant go an hour without trying to be Strom. It is just so jealous.

    Let’s see what happens, George usually tires of them quickly. Amal is said to have a prickly personality.

  10. lmao.. anyone who’s gotta preempt an engagement announcement with an another announcement that he’s not gay is laughably transparent. OK, I’ll buy bisexual.

    How much do PR firms for people like Joan Rivers and George pay you to print their spin and propaganda? That’s not gossip.

  11. Strom, you’ve earned your rep, as a tiring little hateful prick, it’s who you are. rejoice

    If it’s true, I suspect it’s sincere, as Clooney’s rich and famous enough not to need to bother with stunts like this. Good luck George !

  12. IMHO, he should have married one of his air-head mistresses,..anything but this anti-Israel Drudge Muslim. Lest we forget, the peaceful religion of Islam is who pulled off the 9/11. Anyway, while she is busy lawyering and writing books, etc., Georgie can continue being gay gay gay, if in fact he is gay, which is always up for debate. George is a devout liberal and hates Israel so this is a perfect match, especially IF she is his beard. lol, at all times.

  13. Janet will do whatever she can to protect the seedy and deviant GAY HOLLYWOOD MAFIA and that’s why she wants to discredit the reports about George and his sexuality. Think about it for a second. Why did George date all those non accomplished wanna be celeb girls in the first place to now go to a well accomplished female not from the US? Makes no sense unless, she is a lesbian herself and this a beard marriage made in heaven.

  14. And to steal from Steve Wynn, George “looney” Clooney is a royal “ASSHOLE.”

  15. Poor little Patrick, so ready to call posters names, such an attention seeker!

    Don’t believe it until George takes the vows. No one else has thrown spite on Amal for being a Muslim but some jews are so eager to steal land they lie about anything.

  16. “but some jews are so eager to steal land they lie about anything”

    ya thats it @Strom, another astute conclusion, and yet another Jewish conspiracy –

    what an anonymous, creepy little drooler you are

    what’s your religion jerkoff ?, let us know please, show some small fragment of courage, and no lies like those about Afghanistan ..

  17. I believe he is engaged BUT will he marry her? Maybe a two year engagement…

  18. poor little multi name poser!

    Its not about posters and please advise if I have said anything inaccurate!

  19. A lot of gay men have married women. I hold to my opinion that he is gay.

  20. strom, exactly where did Israel lie? Israel was granted statehood in 1947 and is just a teeny strip of land surrounded by humongous muslim countries. Yet everyone who knows not the Bible are turning against Jews. Israel was given to the Jews by God Almighty and this covenant cannot be changed.

    PS: I agree with Daggers and Palermo

  21. Sorry Finkel, Israel lies daily as do the Palestinians. Israel has every right to defend themselves, kill any terrorist but dont then go jew and steal their land or tear down their parents house for it. Peace could be achieved right away except for the fact that many on both sides make too much $$ by keeping the problems going and then American taxpayers foot the bill.

    I have been there, on both sides, have you?

    Calling this woman an anti Israel Drudge Muslim seems beneath you, what does it mean even?

  22. What!!!
    Clooney engaged!!
    Stopped the presses!!
    I can easily believe that this confirmed bachelor will earn his 3rd Oscar before tying the knot with anyone. I believe that this is a rumor that circulated after his last gal pal Stacey Kiebler jumped the broom a few weeks ago. It is Not unusual for a guy to have a high profile affair, a breakup, and than an announced engagement from the tabloids. Cast in point,after a 14 year affair with Vanessa Paradis, Johnny Depp is Now engaged to someone he only recently met. PEACE!!

  23. strom, I made s small mistake, it was 1948 not 1947 when Israel was granted statehood.
    And granted, both sides have been known to lie from time to time.
    As for your comment as to Amal’s religion and how it is beneath me to call her an anti-Israel Drudge Arab. Well, just Google the following……”Amal Alamuddin anti-Israel Drudge Arab”. Then, read all about it. Her religion is Muslim.

  24. Why are people making such a deal out of an engagement? Wait and see if he actually goes through with the marriage. I’ll be surprised if he does. Remember confirmed bachelor Simon Cowell’s engagement?

  25. Finkel,

    You sound like a hard right Zionist. Amal takes on some causes but seems a chaser of $$ at heart.

    Benjamin N was spouting the same gibberish yesterday and will always find a reason to steal more land. I am not a Jimmy Carter supporter but he is right in this case as is Zig and a few others. I say cut off totally the US $$$$ support to both sides and they will soon have a settlement.

  26. Sorry – you can say what you want but I’m not buying this for one minute.

    He knows that his “secret” is falling apart so he might just pull the cord and do it, but it’s all for show.

    Geez…

  27. He’ll marry her….he’s a narcissist …. And she looks just like him!

  28. I had the same reaction….it’s the end of the world !!!!! LOL

  29. Next….is Dicaprio !he will be engaged a brunette doctor!!!!!

  30. Strom, uh, Dingle Barry, SHUT UP. You are 10 of the posters here.
    Yeesh! You suck big time ass!

  31. Maybe, but I don’t understand if George is so gay as you say, how it hasn’t leaked out from a serious source with a name, such as a wannabe g/f or a gay?

  32. @Strom, discreet behavior and iron clad confidentiality agreements in hand before anything even remotely sexual transpires.

  33. Fukushima Daichi End Time is upon us.

    Clooney and his bride-to-be are both intelligent enough to realize how important it is to commit to the right partner in order to cope with this real “When the Wind Blows” global catastrophe that so far remains officially ignored by global leaders.

  34. Poor little Finkel ran off to get further instructions from the Jewish Lobby before he returns to make other slights.

    A pox on both sides in this situation. Israel has every right to protect its citizens from rockets….the USA taxpayers don’t need to get a hosing for their war, however.

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