We picked up our Oscar credentials today and stopped at the red carpet outside the Dolby Theater to observe preparations for the big event Sunday. Everything is covered in plastic! From the carpets and up the stairs to the Oscar statues, nothing is exposed to the elements. We are reporting on the Oscar arrivals for ZDF German TV and it’s going to be fun, even if it does rain. A security guard warned us NOT to touch this Oscar statue so we only caressed the plastic cover that was labeled “heavy.” Sunday we’ll find out if Bradley Cooper has the nerve to take his mother instead of his young girlfriend Suki Waterhouse to this big event.
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Janet it appears you are alone in the foto. Whois ‘we’? I also have a hard time to believe you have a credential for the Oscar?
ZDF.DE seems legit. Why they wouldn’t send their own reporters seems odd.
I heard it did not rain in Cali for a long time. Why the cellophane?
Are you in front of Kitsons? Is your hair banana yellow or is it a bad photo?
Wow, Janet is a smokin’ hottie!
Are you wearing white tube socks and flip flops in the picture?
Janet, feel and see if he has a penis.
Fun picture.
I love to see the dresses, the actual show is a snoozefest. Isn’t Bradley gay, and all these girlfriends just for show
no doubt: a BFF!!
Maybe you can get the Kardashians autographs!
Why read Janet’s column then talk sh*t about her? Why bother? There are plenty others you could read.
Janet you are a decent looking female but that is a godawful hair color. I will do you the favor by not saying what it reminds me of.
Dgbouti Mkawabo- Your question about “who is we?”… Someone obviously had to take the picture. Idiot.
You do have crazy eyes.
Janet, hope you have fun!
Hey Rumer, Oscar’s not wearing cellophane, he’s wearing a condom. In the heart of Hollywood you have to be REALLY protected!
Janet, love your edgy haircolor. Do you speak German fluently?
Janet, you look stunning in this photo! It looks like your natural hair color too. So pretty! (Just not sure about the ‘socks with sandals’ thing…although the Germans do Rock it)
credentials , HaHaHa
You guys are a bunch of idiots. And it’s always the idiot commenters who say the most stupid stuff. Janet isn’t wearing sandals and socks, she’s wearing SADDLE SHOES. Look it up, but that would require some of you morons to do research.
Janet, there seems to be a raging debate over whether you’re wearing socks with sandals, or saddle shoes. Which is it before some come to blows. I, for one, think you are wearing tabis.
It reminds me of a body bag-creepy looking statue!
Gummer