JENNIFER ANISTON HAS NEVER BEEN BIGGER OR SMARTER

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She’s over TEN STORIES tall on a Sunset Strip building, and Jennifer Aniston looks impressive and irresistible. Like an ice cold drink of water on a hot day. She’s advertising her company Smartwater, and it’s obviously a mutually beneficial business arrangement.

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25 thoughts on “JENNIFER ANISTON HAS NEVER BEEN BIGGER OR SMARTER

  1. Nice job shaving half her CHIN off. I would never buy anything endorsed by a celeb.

  2. Way to go, JA! You make that pencil AKA Angie look bad.
    You’re one class chick!

  3. Ah, yes, just what the world needs
    most:
    Overpriced designer water in
    petroleum-
    derived bottles that will all most likely
    end up in a landfill somewhere.
    Any thinking person would have opted
    out of such an endorsement.

  4. Actually, I can’t think of another well-known person who typifies vacuous self-absorption better than Aniston.
    She’s PERFECT for this gig.

  5. Notice she has looonnnng hair extensions to flop over and cover up that protruding jaw line and huge squared-off chin.
    Obviously she is not going green, and a lot of fans may wonder why. But what the heck, she is already a multi-multi millionaire. Yes, plenty of moola, but no real boyfriend except for a quick sexual fling.

  6. Change the product name to “dumberthanshitwater” and they might have something there.

  7. She’s getting 8 million a year from Friends, and that’s not enough?

  8. “Actually, I can’t think of another well-known person who typifies vacuous self-absorption better than Aniston.”
    June 22, 2008 12:59 PM
    Posted by: Anonymous

    Really? You’ve never heard of Angelina Jolie?

  9. Angelina Jolies is like candy. Your teeth rot and you get sick to your stomach after a while. Jennifer Aniston is like a big salad with shrimp on top. Much better!

  10. Oh plz the best thing that happened to her non talented career was getting dumped.

  11. Change the product name to “dumberthanshitwater” and they might have something there.
    couldn;t have been expresses better.

  12. If I never hear one more word about Jennifer Anniston, it will be too soon. Enough already!! Sheesh!

  13. I fully admit this is hateful, but I do not think that she basically has a pretty face. Her thick wad of hair covers a multitude of stuff, such as thin lips, huge chin, small eyes, and large jawbone. I think she made a success on just true grit and determination. After Friends, I have never really liked any of her grades B and C movies.

  14. boy, are you all gealous bitches!!!!…or is it maybe that angelina herself posted all these messages…sounds like her more

  15. boy, are you all gealous bitches!!!!…or is it maybe that angelina herself posted all these messages?…sounds like her more

  16. Next we will see her posing pregnant, in an even bigger ad for the remix of Your body’s a wonderland.

  17. I’m sorry but she is a very plain looking woman,, not hot or sexy at all, and having her all blown up like that does not help..

  18. I’m sorry but she is a very plain looking woman,, not hot or sexy at all, and having her all blown up like that does not help..

  19. Smartwater lost a customer when Jennifer Aniston became their spokeperson.

  20. JENIFER ANISTON ALWAYS LOOK WEIRD. LOOK FAKE. THE STUPPID MAGAZINE HARRASHING PEOPLE EYES BY TO POST HER UGLY BORE FACE

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