JENNIFER ANISTON IS ADDICTED TO TANNING BEDS

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We’re worried about Jennifer Aniston. Since that health report came out confirming that sunbeds are carcinogenic and considered as dangerous as cigarettes and asbestos, we wonder if Jen will cut back on her constant tanning. It is, after all, the secret to her photogenic tawny complexion. Jennifer has two expensive tanning beds of her own and she tans for filming and all important publicity events. Yes, she is addicted. Just like many celebrities, including Jennifer Lopez and a large number of men. The same people who consider themselves health nuts and wouldn’t THINK of eating a non-organic peach still bake in tanning beds!

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  1. I’ll tell what I think, “I’m sick to death of J.A.” and please, what’s with the nitners? Does Jennifer think she’s in Farrah Fawcett’s league? Laughable.

  2. If you will notice, Jen is always photographed if possible at this angle. Why? Because that bleached curtain of hair hides the elongated jaw line and the large chin. Since she went under the knife to get her tits perked up and since she has had a nose job, I think she would do anything to catch Braddie Boy’s eye, just in case Angie tires of him and give him the boot. No man (so far) wants her long-term, because they know she is still hung up on the thought that A and B will break up. And….anyone that uses tanning machines is nuts.

  3. I love her! Who cares what they say about tanning beds – they also say just about everything else will kill you, too.

    Man – lighten up!

  4. Many think she has moved on with her life. My gut feeling is she is living for the day when Brad will get tired of being pussy-whipped and tied down to 6 kids. She is dating love-em-and-leave-em types, satisfying her lust for men, and biding her time until the above (may) happen. Many mags have reported secret meetings with Brad. That is up for grabs as to whether that is just gossip or just to sell magazines. Anyhoo, whatever, that is just my gut feeling. Everyone knows she spends hours and hours on her looks, doing everything she can to look good on mag covers, just in case he reads them.

  5. You people are nuts. First of all, her “nips” are not “crooked”, haven’t you (I’m assuming you are either a female, OR have touched one) ever had a bra on? They are material and as such PULL on the female anatomy, thus one “nip” will set itself up at a up angle and the other very well may go somewhere completely different, espiecially when a woman may be cold or aroused in different moods such as this picture seems to indicate.

    Second, of COURSE she spends “hours and hours” on her appearance…THAT’S HER JOB!! You people seem to forget that her looks are her bread and butter.

    I DO think it is rediculous to have to have a TAN under ANY condition. Look at Michael, changing from black to colorless. Extreme. Why can’t we all just accept our NATURAL color? WhatEVER that is!! I happen to be very pale and would never THINK of trying to tan. What’s the point? I’m still Irish by blood underneath. Isn’t there room for ALL people, color, sex, religions? GEEZ!!!

  6. …………..BUT I PERSONALLY THINK SKIN-CANCER ISN;T FAR BEHIND, folks!!

  7. You’d think she would be more worried about lung cancer as a side effect of smoking and of course that it causes aging.

    Yes she looks Great… now

  8. the #1 cancer of smokers is pancreatic cancer!! It was just announced that people who use tanning beds are 70% more likely to get skin cancer.

    better be carefull, jennifer

  9. I guess you peeps don’t pay attention. Brad & Angie have been living apart for at least 2 months. She with the kids in bel-air. He has a 2 bedroom somewhere nearby. He also had a brand new chopper with a chrome seatpan delivered about 10 days ago. Janet, get on the stick and get us the details. One more tidbit. Supposedly, Brad has slept with a co-star of his recent movie. (within the last month).

  10. & yes brad & jen have been in contact within the last 90 days, via text messages. Angie got real p’d when she found out.

  11. I love the way you all think you know the private details of strangers’ lives! Yes, they have reporters following them around, but none of those reporters are in the celebrity’s head. And if she does have unresolved issues years after her divorce, is that really so different from the rest of us ineffectively struggling to put our lives together?

    I don’t think JA has had breast implants. They have always been well shaped and seem to shrink and grow according to her weight changes. Honestly, they look just like my natural ones at age 47 (no kids).

    Does anyone know whether spray tans look noticeably different than real ones? I know she is seen in the sun a lot, but maybe Jennifer uses sunscreen? Probably not. Smoking and sunning are incredibly aging; I am amazed that Hollywood types risk their bankabilty by continuing these behaviours.

  12. I would think between the tanning beds and cigarettes and various other drugs she apparently dabbles in (previous lovers have spilled to the tabs, but the stories get shut down by her publicist), she’ll have some big cancerous tumour before you know it…I mean, it got to Patrick Swayze, didn’t it? he smokes and drinks like a fish…good luck Jen – you’re gonna need it…

  13. She’s a very moderately-talented actress who’s enormously successful. Sort of like SJP. Most of them smoke instead of eating.
    Why would she want Brad back with all that baggage? He’s no longer a bargain in the relationship department.

  14. It’s a well known fact that Jen and Brad chain-smoked cigs and other things during dating and marriage. I don’t think she wants to re-marry him, but mostly to see him leave Angie. It’s still the old law of the jungle: jealously, envy, and hate among females. I think she would just enjoy seeing him on the sly and/or openly dating. Who knows what goes on in the brains of these three nut-cases, who in fact may not even really know what they want.

  15. Who would want that used up Brad Pitt. He looks horrible and the baggage he brings is too heavy.

    I think Jennifer’s smoking is what makes her skin look so old. I think she uses a spray tan or cream. Just my opinion, and she is of greek desent (skin type) and lives is SoCal where 6 months out of the year it’s spring/summer sunny weather.

  16. This pic flatters her immensely. The camera caught her just at the right angle. Facing full front-on, her chin is about 1/2 to 1 inch too long.

  17. Brad and Angie are together and will be together because they love each other and their many kids and mainly because they like being with each other. They are not living apart as one here said as she repeated word for word a lie from a notorious UK tab (Grazia)that happily admits it makes up 100% of what it prints. JA is desperate and has always been so. She was Brad’s rebound girl after GP was unfaithful to him and broke his heart. Jen knew all along that Brad did not care for her like he did for GP and like he now does care for Angie and their kids. Some of you here are unstable and need mental health treatment to enable you to face the truth and reality that Brad and Angie really love each other. JA needs to first stop trying to be 20 instead of 40 with nips on display and to look for a guy who actually loves her and not just some famous trophy guy. Jen is still smoking and tanning and those habits are a potentially deadly combination.

  18. Who did Gwyneth Paltrow cheat on Brad Pitt with? (Last thing I thought I remembered hearing about those two, years ago, was that they were living in bliss in some big house smoking a lot of pot. Next thing I know, I hear they have split up. Clearly, I missed a lot)

  19. To E of 12:08 AM.: This is a fact that Brad and Gwyneth lived together. They were caught totally nude on the balcony smoking. I saw 4 pics of them (with places blotted out of course). Many reports came from ‘sources’ verifiying that they smoked A LOT and romped thru the mansion nude. I heard the reason they brok up was that Gwyneth wanted to spend too much time with her parents, other celebs and have too many get-togethers and formal dinners. I think this was part of the problem, but will always believe they cheated on each other, but never heard any names mentioned regarding either of them. Cheating for celebs is as common as drinking water.

  20. Addicted to tanning? Looks like she’s in the throes of an addiction to plastic surgery, as well. Her face has changed dramatically.

  21. To kiss a frog at 6:15 AM: That makes sense, and fits with other things I have heard about Gwyneth Paltrow — thanks for posting!

  22. Re: Brad and Gwyneth- While they were together, Brad found out Gwyneth was cheating with a costar (possibly a Sliding Doors costar) – maybe more than one. He was so upset and disillusioned he had to see a therapist. He tried, but couldn’t get past the cheating, and sadly ended the romance. Gwyneth later admitted she was “a mess” when she was with him.

  23. No one ever stops to think that the skin is a permeable organ. Therefore all that toxic SPF 15 to 100 (or whatever crazy number they’re up to now!) crap you slather religiously onto yourselves and your kids to keep that pale skin white–so that we can see your ugly blue veins underneath–will seep right into your body and poison it. And you’re all deficient in Vitamin D! Relax and take a walk in the sun already! People have done it since the dawn of time and lived to tell about it. And they look lots healthier than pale-faced freaks.

  24. There weren’t major holes in the ozone layer thousands of years ago, so of course it’s far more dangerous to suntan nowadays than back then.

  25. Um, does she really care about the dangers? She’s been a cigarette smoker for years!

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