JERSEY SHORE JENNI JWOWW: SMARTER THAN SHE LOOKS!

Excuse us, but has someone been PLAYING DUMB on “Jersey Shore?” And here we thought all the booze motivated party kids were drop-outs! Jenni JWoWW Farley, 25, has come clean with the admission that, implants not withstanding, she graduated from college with a 3.92 GPA with a degree in computer programming and a BFA in fine arts and animation! So the fact that she’s written a book, HERSELF, is a lot more believable. Her education became an issue now that she’s promoting her book “The Rules According to JWOWW.” Jenni’s brainy “secret” is out!

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8 thoughts on “JERSEY SHORE JENNI JWOWW: SMARTER THAN SHE LOOKS!

  1. Beauty and Brains….hope she doesn’t waste them in Hollywood.

  2. Wow Janet you are crushing hard on Jwow. Anything you want to reveal to your fans?

  3. Jenni’s also a great actress, pretending to be Snookie’s friend.

  4. Look at her. She’d pretty much have to be smarter than she looks.

  5. On her horrible tv show last week, she walks behind the bar, squats, and pees on the floor. Then she takes the soda water squirter and “dilutes the pee”. This was because she was too lazy to walk upstairs. Classy.

    btw, most idiots can get good grades in college nowadays, the classes are dumbed down, and the teachers will give a break to anyone they like.

  6. I guess she IS “smart”…she figured out that to get attention in Hollywood, get yourself some giant silicone filled balloons inserted under your skin, and then make a complete and utter fool of yourself talking like a moron at every opportunity, drinking yourself into oblivion and as someone noted above pissing wherever the urge hits you. Class and brains all the way!

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