JESSICA SIMPSON AND JOHN MAYER AT CITIZEN SMITH

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Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are eating like an old married couple. They brought a bunch of friends to Citizen Smith late last night and health food was NOT on their minds. The couple ordered cocktails and bar food- plenty of jalapeno mac and cheese for the table, as well as frozen hot chocolates and buffalo smiths ( chicken strips.) No one was counting carbs or calories. They’re already starting to look alike.

16 Comments so far

1. By BarbaPapa
   On March 21, 2007 at

   I’m sorry but Jessica isn’t looking good. And standing next to this ugly thing doesn’t help.

2. By Bev
   On March 21, 2007 at

   Thee most boring couple hands down ever,who gives a rats ass about these 2 drips?Looks like the bride of frankenstein met her husband.

3. By Hedi Fume
   On March 21, 2007 at

   look at those 2 loads,what a waste of air

4. By shiloh is a privledged blob !
   On March 21, 2007 at

   He is a Dave Matthews RIP OFF !
   She is a talentless hack who if not for pimp daddy ( and pastor ! ) Joe !! she would be working at walmart .
   He needs a bath !!
   And she needs a new face and a lobotomy !!

5. By Anonymous
   On March 22, 2007 at

   Not an attractive sight. She went from glamour girl (or attempted to) to grunge girl. UGH. You lie down with dogs, you get fleas.

6. By Anonymous
   On March 22, 2007 at

   They look really happy,don’t they?He looks so proud to be seen with her,ahhh…..
   He’s saying to himself”I can’t wait to get back on the road”

7. By Anonymous
   On March 22, 2007 at

   I keep reading how into each other they are,as in planet gossip,BUT,why is it every pic or video of them ,there isn’t a shred to support this b.s. ?

8. By Margo Channing
   On March 22, 2007 at

   He’s ugly.
   She’s stupid.
   They both think they have talent.
   They’re perfect for each other.

9. By Anonymous
   On March 22, 2007 at

   Why is he with her? Oh, right, the boobs.

10. By jessjohnnickandvanessafan
    On March 22, 2007 at

    They look so cute together
    I`m happy for her and happy for nick as well
    I`m jessica`s and nick`s biggest fan
    Jess and john are so cute together

11. By Anonymous
    On March 22, 2007 at

    They both look average. They both have average talent. Everything about them is average.
    She seems like she just wants to marry someone and live off them.

12. By Anonymous
    On March 22, 2007 at

    maybe this is the most “normal” her life has been since she went to hollywood in search of fame and fortune.
    i dunno

13. By Mario Lavendirea aka Perez Hilton
    On March 22, 2007 at

    2 ugly no talents find love,makes me wanna take a dump

14. By michelle
    On March 25, 2007 at

    I think their both talented….but young and still trying to find themselves. Lets hope Jessica is being ‘true’ to who she really is……just not adopting this care free…..attitude about her look, how she eats and or dresses, because ‘HE’ does this. She needs to be true to herself….She already grew up with one pretty controlling male in her life….(father). You can’t be in-love with someone else, when you dont love yourself….in my opinion..I think she doesn’t know who she is….she’s been an ‘image’ crafted and created by her parents, manager, publicists, nick, now him? Some people, it just takes them a little longer to grow up.

15. By Anonymous
    On April 3, 2007 at

    twins?

16. By Anonymous
    On April 5, 2007 at

    JUST ASK MARGO SHE KNOWS EVERYONE

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