JESSICA SIMPSON AND JOHN MAYER: MORPHING?

Are we crazy or are Jessica Simpson and John Mayer starting to look alike? Jess has darkened her hair and it looks like she dragged him to her tanning salon at least once. His usually pasty skin has a bronze glow. Jessica has also ditched her colorful sexy wardrobe and suddenly she’s wearing black like you know who. Couples DO start to look alike after awhile, but this pair is moving fast.
Posted by Janet on March 4, 2007





By paris herpes hitler hilton
On March 4, 2007 at
He is such a talented musician, writer and singer, but he has lost alot of respect by dating Jessica. He could get someone prettier and much, much , MUCH smarter.
This wont last, it’s just the sex.
By paris herpes hitler hilton
On March 4, 2007 at
He is such a talented musician, writer and singer, but he has lost alot of respect by dating Jessica. He could get someone prettier and much, much , MUCH smarter.
This wont last, it’s just the sex.
By paris herpes hitler hilton
On March 4, 2007 at
He is such a talented musician, writer and singer, but he has lost alot of respect by dating Jessica. He could get someone prettier and much, much , MUCH smarter.
This wont last, it’s just the sex.
By Anonymous
On March 4, 2007 at
HE IS SO OVER RATED AND GROSS LOOKING. NO JOHN MAHYER FAN HERE. HE GROSSES ME OUT!
By Anonymous
On March 4, 2007 at
HE IS SO OVER RATED AND GROSS LOOKING. NO JOHN MAHYER FAN HERE. HE GROSSES ME OUT!
By Anonymous
On March 4, 2007 at
HE IS SO OVER RATED AND GROSS LOOKING. NO JOHN MAHYER FAN HERE. HE GROSSES ME OUT!
By Anonymous
On March 4, 2007 at
when john mayer first came out he was so adorable and clean cut. i think the drugs are taking a toll on him because he is looking like Skeletor, jennifer lopez’s corpse boyfriend. the partying is fun, something isnt right.
john, please eat, go outside a bit, and sleep some more normal hours…whatever youre doing is ruining your good looks.
By spy
On March 5, 2007 at
What with those stupid neck scarves? First I noticed that retarded Bam Margera & his wife wear them, and then the losers in the movie Music & LYrics… and now John Mayer too? Uggh! There is something big time wrong with him if he’s dating braindead Jess.
By Songbird
On March 5, 2007 at
Are we still continuing with the story that these two are an item? Mr. Mayer’s private sexual predilection is well known. Methinks this is the idea of some publicists. Jessica’s career has not been going well of late.
By Save Shiloh !
On March 5, 2007 at
He needs a bath ! and she needs a new face .
He is a Dave Matthew’s rip off !and she is a talentless HACK !!!
By Anonymous
On March 5, 2007 at
jessica looks like total shit in that picture.
By Bev
On March 6, 2007 at
Look Learch and Morticia have hooked up.
By Anonymous
On March 6, 2007 at
What’s grosser than gross? John Mayer and Jessica Simpson. Add that to their lackluster careers, especially hers, and-poof! Not only are they unattractive but just plain odd. Yuck. Poor Jess, she really screwed up in leaving Nick, look where she ended up. Eew.
By Lindsay Firecrotch Lohan
On March 6, 2007 at
Wow, look at all the booze in front of them! Hey you guys, mind if I pour some in my water bottle?
By Clive D.
On March 7, 2007 at
Can you say “Beard”.
By brian birchall
On March 8, 2007 at
NICE fake relationship orchestrated by Joe.
By Anonymous
On March 13, 2007 at
He’s like Lurch from that old tv show, gross! She looks better with this color hair. Nick is hot, how could she have been so dumb = dad!
By Anonymous
On March 16, 2007 at
Ummm, John is totally losingthe respect of everyone by dating HER! BTW she has a nice body but has anyone taken a good looka t her face? She is seriously UGLY! ( oh yeah and a dumb materialistic blonde!)