JESSICA SIMPSON AND JOHN MAYER: WORTH MORE TOGETHER

We always knew Hollywood couples (where both parties are famous,) are worth more than either person alone. Photographs of couples are worth more and pairs are more in demand than singles. But we never expected Jessica Simpson’s stock to drop by HALF when John Mayer’s not around! That’s what happened when she made a deal to host an event at Pure nightclub Thursday in Las Vegas. Pure offered Jess and John $500,000 EACH if they’d cohost a special Pussycat Dolls show there. John said no thanks, and now Jessica is pocketing $250,000 to do the job alone. Quite a pay cut, but still well worth doing.

24 Comments so far

1. By Anonymous
   On May 1, 2007 at

   ZZZZ! Jessica is a bore. She can’t sing, nor can she act…She’ll end up a mess like Britney, end up in rehab, and Daddy will wonder what happen to his Baptist daughter.

2. By Anonymous
   On May 1, 2007 at

   Worth every penny at The Dollar Store!

3. By paris has herpes
   On May 1, 2007 at

   No kidding! Jessica was only moderately successful before the MTV “Newlyweds” show. She is a pouting, spoiled no-talent brat. The MTV show and the fact that she was pretty was the only reason she was famous at all. ALL of her movies have completely tanked, not just done so-so.
   Now she is losing her looks and figure fast. Good thing she’s already made her fortune. Invest wisely, Jess, and consider yourself damn lucky.

4. By the truth
   On May 1, 2007 at

   She should really wear a bra more often. She is awfully young to be hangin’ so low.

5. By Anonymous
   On May 1, 2007 at

   I give her five years before she starts looking like Pamela Anderson. She’ll go through a number of men, drink too much, tan too much and look thoroughly used.

6. By Trey
   On May 1, 2007 at

   I would hate to see what the people that post on here look like, why the hate people? Low self esteem shows in your posts. Jessica is a very good looking women anyone who says she is not is just jealous.

7. By amy
   On May 1, 2007 at

   Jessica is a beautiful young woman and does have a great voice. I love her no matter what anyone says. Too much jeolousy here!!

8. By the voice of reason
   On May 1, 2007 at

   Jealousy of what? Her saggy boobs, her fake hair, or her less than stellar career?
   John’s worth more WITHOUT her. She’s a cheap version of Britney Spears and that’s pretty damn cheap.

9. By Anonymous
   On May 1, 2007 at

   Beautiful? I think she resembles Big Bird.

10. By Anon
    On May 1, 2007 at

    “Big Bird”?!! What Sesame street were you watching? Good good that bird did not look like her!

11. By Anonymous
    On May 2, 2007 at

    sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh where and when did she find all that extra weight!!!!
    And saggy boobs, fake hair and lack of talent aside…she’s still not as revolting as HIM!

12. By Margo Channing
    On May 2, 2007 at

    She’s the dumbest thing walking and he’s as ugly as a box of snot.
    They’re perfect for each other.

13. By Anonymous
    On May 2, 2007 at

    She’s cute but not destined for a successful acting career. Stick to singing.

14. By Clementines
    On May 2, 2007 at

    He was very famous before he met her.. She takes fame and throws it in the gutter, sets it on fire, then runs over it with a stolen car and injures any innocent by-standers and crys if she’s caught and blames others. Case closed.

15. By Art Chic
    On May 2, 2007 at

    He will dump her … it’s her karma for what she did to Nick.
    btw her brand of cute is a dime a hundred in H’wood – fake tits, eye lift, fake lips gee whiz, just another natural beauty!!

16. By Anonymous
    On May 2, 2007 at

    she is not a bad looking girl, was prettier before she went hollywood, I think she’s a good singer, but to the person who said she is going to end up all nasty and used looking like pam anderson, I completely agree, remember pam when she was new to hollywood, what a beauty she was then she did the boobs the perma eyeliner 3″ deep and over the top makeup, I see the same thing with jessica.

17. By Anonymous
    On May 2, 2007 at

    they are both potheads

18. By brian birchall, cowboy poet
    On May 3, 2007 at

    This is a contract “romance” inked by none other than Joe Simpson.

19. By Anonymous
    On May 3, 2007 at

    when she’s all done up with the make up and everyother accessory under the sun including her HEELS,she can look good;otherwise she’s got bad complexion ,short legs,fat thighs, and a wide ass.She’s been partying for years,with all that goes with partying in hollywood,and it shows.

20. By Cupcake Sundae
    On May 3, 2007 at

    Who cares about this ho anymore? She should get AIDS

21. By Anonymous
    On May 3, 2007 at

    Her stock actually dropped or should I say plummetted when Nick Lachey walked off the scene. She’s so vapid and dull that she needs a man to complete her sorry to say. John Mayer obviously doesn’t need the money…don’t blame him for passing.

22. By Anonymous
    On May 4, 2007 at

    Why would anyone want to go see Jessica Simpson? She’s over!!

23. By lachey
    On May 4, 2007 at

    I think her tits are great!

24. By Anonymous
    On May 5, 2007 at

    john mayer. YAWN. he is gross and she is shrill.

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