JESSICA SIMPSON COULD BUY AND SELL ALL HER EXBOYFRIENDS PUT TOGETHER

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Jessica Simpson has long been a punching bag for the press – she’s been tormented for her weight, her lack of talent, and her tragic love life. No need to feel sorry for Jessica – she’s laughing all the way to the bank! Jessica Simpson’s licensed items took in half a BILLION dollars last year! That means Jessica earned 50 MILLION DOLLARS last year with her clothing, handbags, beauty products, fragrances, shoes etc. Hers is the #1 selling shampoo at Wal-Mart. And the deals keep coming – she just licensed a line of watches for young women with Pascal Mouawad.

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  1. Dear Jess,

    Avoid athletes and entertainers. They will only break your heart.

    Find yourself a nice professional who has no aspiration for the h-wood madness.

    Leave toxic h-wood and move to Texas.

    Exploit your strenths , promote products, etc. But the singing and acting, well….

  2. You go Jessica!

    (Me: assume her cut is 10% of the sales)

  3. She’s rich an still unhappy….anyone starting to understand money is important, but it won’t buy happiness.

  4. getoutahere!!
    YOU’RE REALLY SURE ABOUT THE FACT SHE CAN COUNT?

  5. She needs another little dog for companionship.

  6. …I didn’t know she had a shampoo line; it’s funny to me that she does because didn’t Ken Paves, her hairdresser said that she only washes her hair once a month?…

  7. She has ‘fixed’ her hair with extensions/clip-ons.

    She has obviously gotten a major tit job.

    She has had lips injected and now looks like a fish mouth.

    She needs to: Fix the bump on her nose and the cleft chin.

    She needs to: Quit bitching about everything. Who wants an air-head that moans all the time.

  8. Jessica and her twin $arah Palin may both be air-head bubble-brains but they both know how to market themselve$.

  9. It takes 500 million to make half a billion.

    50 million is half of 100 million.

  10. All that money can’t wipe the stupid look off her face and make her look like she’s smarter than a brick tho, can it?

  11. She has got a reputation of being an easy make, a slut, and a promiscuous girl…..and her father was a minister….what happened there?

  12. I’d have more respect for her if she was smarter. all she’s doing is putting her name on products. any dumbo can do that. I’m sure if Jennifer Anniston wanted to sell shampoo shoes purses and jeans she’d make a ton of money too.

  13. Forget about the money, what she do in bed that makes her like sexual napalm? She just doesn’t look that smart.

  14. I honestly doubt she is making all that money. I think Forbes estimated her earnings in 2008 at $4million.

  15. Janet, you can’t be that dumb. She collects a royalty on the items licensed under her name, she does not collect the whole amount of her gross sales. Depending on the product, it would probably be 2-7% if she’s lucky.

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