JESSICA SIMPSON FOLLOWED ALL THE RULES

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Seething mad about the weight gain comments after her Florida performance in mom jeans, Jessica Simpson pulled out all her ammunition at her Virginia show. She followed the list of tips that fashion mags give women about “looking ten pounds thinner instantly.” First she put on her highest heels, then she dressed in black from head to toe. (Unfortunately, skin-tight, shiny black isn’t what they meant) Finally, she poofed her hair out to the max – lots of hair supposedly makes a body look small. We think a new stylist is in order.

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Posted by hoodlum on January 30, 2009

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  1. By Reta
    On February 1, 2009 at

    She looks very 1980’s and that ain’t good!

  2. By Anonymous
    On February 1, 2009 at

    Janet could it be that she has been made pregnant by her Father Joe Simpson for publicity purpose?
    They are people from Texas folks!!!

  3. By Anonymous
    On February 1, 2009 at

    Darth Vader’s old lady

  4. By Lindy
    On February 1, 2009 at

    SHE IS NOT FAT! SHE LOOKS NORMAL!

  5. By Daisy
    On February 1, 2009 at

    Now that Tony was caught cheating on her, maybe she’ll lose about 20 pounds.

  6. By sally
    On February 1, 2009 at

    Why don’t you and all the other columnists just lay off? She looks fine!

  7. By Anonymous
    On February 1, 2009 at

    She’s not fat Janice hon.. except with cash.. jealous much?

  8. By Rosalita
    On February 1, 2009 at

    She’s beautiful.
    But I think she should wear a dress, or something that is more flattering to her figure.

  9. By scarjo
    On February 1, 2009 at

    I won’t comment about her weight but she needs a new stylist stat…like right now.

  10. By gerard Vandenberg
    On February 1, 2009 at

    “MEAT” is striking back, folks.
    (with the serious exception of the brains)

  11. By Sheila
    On February 1, 2009 at

    Why is it that she always has her big toe peaking over the sole of her shoes. She never wears shoes that fit her feet. Your toes should never slip over teh soles of your shoes.

  12. By Anonymous
    On February 2, 2009 at

    She needs to dump that no good boyfriend of hers and find her a real man.

  13. By Madelyn
    On February 2, 2009 at

    I think Jessica looks great! The clothes and hair could never make her look bad. She would look fantastic wearing a sack.

  14. By Miss Eva
    On February 2, 2009 at

    She looks like a bloated sausage and she’s never had an ounce of talent. Get the hook–for her AND that skanky sister of hers.

  15. By Anonymous
    On February 2, 2009 at

    Jessica is a beautiful woman and not even CLOSE to being fat. Get some perspective!

  16. By Bambi
    On February 2, 2009 at

    Give me a break – she looks and acts like a dumb tramp…cause she is one.

  17. By Anonymous
    On February 2, 2009 at

    No matter, it was a ‘hefty’ woman performing and it shocked people as she had a beautiful body and she did let it get bloated. Her sister is a dummy plastic nose dope and Kim Kard…moron lowlife are really glad she looks like a meaty piece of sausage.

  18. By Anonymous
    On February 2, 2009 at

    She can’t hide those big fat thighs in the tight black pants. Go back to eating tuna or is it chicken Jess…and leave your nose alone cause it will be running when that jerk takes a long walk!

  19. By clean
    On February 3, 2009 at

    …and one more: pulled her vest thing down just far enough to cover up that fine phat pair o’buttocks.

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